TheBeagle
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Ya but my kiddo was just accepted into the Science and Tech magnate school in her district and is really good at, and enjoys math. Asians. They eat a lot healthier too.
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Frenzied Wombat
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Vietnamese and Philipino nannies are the best. They blow Mexican nannies out of the water-- it's not even close. This assuming of course that your Asian nanny grew up in Asia. Their work ethic is hard core and the food they cook is healthier. Your Mexican nanny will cook your kids greasy tex mex and stick them in front of the Nintendo while she watches Latina soft core porn soaps.
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This new Vietnamese one is actually a vegan. Comes over in the morning and starts chopping fruits and vegatables and moves the chips and crackers and shit to the top shelf of the pantry so the kids can't reach them. Haha.
Lenas
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Aug. 08 had sex last night a couple of times. Been working from home and wife brought me a BLT and grapefruit sculpins for lunch, asked me if I was gonna have a repeat tonight. Challenge accepted. Now she's out with her mom while I stay home and play games, will continue to fight the good fight.
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Haha the RH of Dallas would all be trailer trash from Plano and Frisco. Doubt the HP moms would want to be on it
Kirun
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Hey, people start wondering if I've been killed if I don't alert you guys.
This reeks of the same style of cryptic bullshit that 15 year old high school girls post on Facebook.
Anyhow, I look forward to more of your fanfiction.
BrutulTM
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Dude. You can't leave your kids with a vegan day in and day out. They will break out in vaginas all over their bodies. It is known.
Aug 09. Somehow I got the flu in the middle of fucking summer. I felt like shit. I still wanted to have sex but my wife said there is just no way.
Noodleface
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August 9th. Still married. Mowed the lawn and then ate burger king. Been feeling out of it lately, but tonight I am getting drunk and plowing the wife. Might fall asleep first depending on how much I drink. Will update with a post-coital report.
Izo
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chaos
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He doesn't like togiveanal. Get him drunk enough he might be down for some pegging.
The pumpkin beers are out so I'm just getting drunk, my wife is bleeding like a stuck pig right now and somewhere along the way we stopped having sex when that was going down, so just drinking and passing out for me. We've been doing better on that front, in general, though.
The pumpkin beers are out so I'm just getting drunk, my wife is bleeding like a stuck pig right now and somewhere along the way we stopped having sex when that was going down, so just drinking and passing out for me. We've been doing better on that front, in general, though.
Aug 10. Drank some red wine and watched Archer last night. My wife wore something sexy to bed and I went down on her like a lucky lady. I took my dog for a walk. I have to vacuum this morning and go grocery shopping.