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It just so happens that I like oatmeal and I like jalapenos.
Drink lots of water, so all of that turns into a slurry of spice and grits. Get it all over so he gets acid rashes to go along with the bedsores.
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It just so happens that I like oatmeal and I like jalapenos.
Kill em with kindness or kill em with turdsogod, ogod.
Tie him up then crap on his face. Then leave and don't untie him.
Eat a lot of oatmeal and jalapenos.
Ok, so obviously this will be a one time thing. A once in a LIFETIME thing! But c'mon, when you go to Jesus you can tell him, "Lord. Lord, this one time I tied a guy up and crapped right on his face".
Then he'll laugh and give you the buddy thumbs up and be like, "Yeah. He's in hell. It's cool."
SO, he may have known me as the VERY naive, very sheltered, super good catholic school girl I was...he was younger than me but we were in Spanish class together as kids....this grown up Tracy has him curious. Texts today indicate such. Good, a little mystery to sweeten the pot.He said he like's 'em mean.
Motherfucker probably trying to top from the bottom.
Don't pay attention to these morons and their search terms.
Tie him up. Then piss on him. Have sex. Use your hair to mop it all up. Piss on him again. Have sex a second time.
He needs some piss.Well all the signs are there.
-Doesn't offer up specifics when asked
-Uses the word 'mean' to describe the behavior he likes
-Doesn't immediately jump on telling about gear/stuff he has around his place, possibly out of latent embarassment
Whatever it is, it's probably got to do with emasculation.
Granted, sexually, there's guys that will hedge their bets on telling too much about their kinks to a female buddy, especially if its especially weird off-label shit. He might think something as simple as bondage/fem dom is too subversive to be shared unless its with someone he's absolutely sure is down with it.
I want to hear more about divorce stories and sob. not some bdsm shit.
EEK!!Ms. Gravy's next post is about how he takes her by the hand to the kitchen sundry cabinet and pulls out a funnel
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