Pemulis
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You mean "I took the advice of firesofheaven.org" isn't a valid rape defense?
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Grabbit Allworth
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Haha disgusting. I had no idea. When I said there was nothing on the mirror I had just come from the bathroom after looking and nothing was visible. I saw your post and checked again. Nothing visible. I turned on the hot water and let the steam rise and bingo. Apparently, my mirror was covered in some kind of shit that water vapor sticks to. When I took the pic I had just brushed my teeth and shaved and I clean both with piping hot water when done.
Anyway, never noticed it before. It's clean now. Had to. I was a bit disgusted.
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And now you're getting submissive to dudes on the internet about mirror cleanliness. The proper response you should be practicing is, even if you agree with him, "Fuck you and your opinions about my mirror. I'll deal with that shit how I please, when I please."
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The_Black_Log Foler
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You're welcome. I couldn't save your marriage but at least I saved your mirror.
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Crone
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Wife has a good friend that she hung out with today, and I'm on my last day of a 5 day stretch of PTO and the wife is like hey come here, let me show you something. Her friend gave her BJ Pop rocks, and watermelon penis flavoring or something. This is odd, because I know for sure that the friend knows that my wife doesn't like giving blow jobs. She gives them, but she never wants to finish me, because she wants me to stick it in her, and finish that way. I'm curious to see where this goes.
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iannis
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Toilets come without rings? I've always though that was a bullseye.
How do you know where to pee?
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iannis
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Safe words are for cucks.
Either she trusts you or she doesnt. Sometimes you get tied up and blindfolded and I go out to the grocery store because I realized I'm out of chunk cheese.
None of this top from the bottom bullshit. You get what you get.
I can't stand that sort of woman.
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Noodleface
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Why would I be joking?
The wife gets turned on by arguing, the next time you argue, fuck her.
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chaos
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I mean, yeah, bro should definitely talk to his wife about kinks and consent and just generally talk this shit through, establish boundaries. The dominance stuff, bondage, even rape stuff can be tons of fun but generally you don't want to spring a rape on someone without some kind of talk beforehand.
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Zaara
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Good crazy test too. You have to be a special kind of nuts to think/feel that movie is erotic.
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Phazael
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Who the fuck is talking rape dungeon? The basic advice here is be a man and assert that. Basic fuckingnbiology and relationship 101. Or is being a man analogous to rape now? His wife is the one into the choking thing,after all.
Also Noodle, no offense, but until your wife has an orgasm and you have a clean house, I dont think you are the arbiter of good advice on this front. Leave it to the married bros WITHOUT fuck trophies. Honestly Khane is giving the sanest advice here, imo.
Also Noodle, no offense, but until your wife has an orgasm and you have a clean house, I dont think you are the arbiter of good advice on this front. Leave it to the married bros WITHOUT fuck trophies. Honestly Khane is giving the sanest advice here, imo.
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Crone
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Spontaneous actions that are totally out of character happened tonight with the wife while having sex. Extra bonus? The Pop Rocks somehow made my wife's very real gag reflex go away. Best night of sex we've both had in a long long time.
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The_Black_Log Foler
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I think he means role play rape her. It's not rape if it's consensual and she enjoys it.
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chaos
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For sure, and I doubt that Grabbit's dumb enough to jump straight from "we're having dull sex and I'm bored we need to talk" to "IMMA RAPE YOU" right off the bat. But for real, she might like it. It seems, from the tiny bit of info we have, that she might respond to being dominated. Just have to put in the work up front to map that shit out.
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Khane
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