Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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I also slept with Daidraco and I'm 5 ` 11, so don't lose hope y'all.
 
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I'm 6' 2" and had a threesome with Daidraco and that other dude's wife.
 
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Stepbrother was having marital issues and decided to put a bullet in his own head today. Left behind a wife and FIVE young kids.

God fucking damnit
 
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Stepbrother was having marital issues and decided to put a bullet in his own head today. Left behind a wife and FIVE young kids.

God fucking damnit
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Stepbrother was having marital issues and decided to put a bullet in his own head today. Left behind a wife and FIVE young kids.

God fucking damnit
…did he happen to be 6’4ish?



(Sorry and that sucks ass)
 
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Stepbrother was having marital issues and decided to put a bullet in his own head today. Left behind a wife and FIVE young kids.

God fucking damnit
Condolences, but get ready. You have a non zero chance of getting pulled into raising those kids by your wife.
 
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Noodleface

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Condolences, but get ready. You have a non zero chance of getting pulled into raising those kids by your wife.
Stepbrother, no blood relation and we weren't close. So there is a 0 percent chance.

I've already come to terms that one day I may need to raise my niece though. My sister is mentally unstable.
 
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Stepbrother, no blood relation and we weren't close. So there is a 0 percent chance.

I've already come to terms that one day I may need to raise my niece though. My sister is mentally unstable.
Wrong thread for kid stuff prolly but kinda where we were with wifes utter POS crazy sister. Divorced the dad who sticks around because was her familys friend, but a giant cuck that let her cheat like 8 times and otherwise doesn't do enough to protect the kids. (Shitty sisters new husband a sack of shit, both of them semi abusive, he has boys that have been in trouble for touching their cousins etc) So we had been just hoping the the new jealous husband murder suicides his wife or just some calamity happens and we could get the nieces.

Sadly, after having them out of state to visit us last year, they are like 13/11? and it's just become apparent I think that they are ruined at this point from their awful family dynamic. Part of it is the og dad's mother still babysits them quite often and she's a fucking quasi dementia, just very very oddly spoken nutcase and you can see the oldest girl has picked up her mannerisms.

Probably one of the bigger strains in our marriage was the no kids issue because as fate would have it (I said maybe it's a good thing so it's not on one person) but both of our plumbing isn't running quite right. So just random instances of sappy baby shit on tv or being mentioned can set her off. And she often gets upset when she see's utter dogshit people have like 4 kids and our otherwise successful law abiding life can't. She hasn't admitted it, but aside from the microscope (omg how many guns do you own) and cost, I think she agree's with me that there's a fear of not fully bonding w/ an adopted kid especially if they arn't like young young baby.
 
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Noodleface

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Wrong thread for kid stuff prolly but kinda where we were with wifes utter POS crazy sister. Divorced the dad who sticks around because was her familys friend, but a giant cuck that let her cheat like 8 times and otherwise doesn't do enough to protect the kids. (Shitty sisters new husband a sack of shit, both of them semi abusive, he has boys that have been in trouble for touching their cousins etc) So we had been just hoping the the new jealous husband murder suicides his wife or just some calamity happens and we could get the nieces.

Sadly, after having them out of state to visit us last year, they are like 13/11? and it's just become apparent I think that they are ruined at this point from their awful family dynamic. Part of it is the og dad's mother still babysits them quite often and she's a fucking quasi dementia, just very very oddly spoken nutcase and you can see the oldest girl has picked up her mannerisms.

Probably one of the bigger strains in our marriage was the no kids issue because as fate would have it (I said maybe it's a good thing so it's not on one person) but both of our plumbing isn't running quite right. So just random instances of sappy baby shit on tv or being mentioned can set her off. And she often gets upset when she see's utter dogshit people have like 4 kids and our otherwise successful law abiding life can't. She hasn't admitted it, but aside from the microscope (omg how many guns do you own) and cost, I think she agree's with me that there's a fear of not fully bonding w/ an adopted kid especially if they arn't like young young baby.
Sucks man and I can semi relate. We had two kids naturally but then for.whatever reason we couldn't have a third. We did all the IVF stuff but nothing stuck

My wife gets upset/emotional when she sees shit bags having kids and she couldn't have another
 
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Sucks man and I can semi relate. We had two kids naturally but then for.whatever reason we couldn't have a third. We did all the IVF stuff but nothing stuck

My wife gets upset/emotional when she sees shit bags having kids and she couldn't have another

I think life is funny that way sometimes. An old HS classmate of mind rocked way too hard in her twenties and early thirties. Somehow at age 34 she had an actual come to Jesus moment and became ultra ultra religious married some guy in the Navy and torqued out 2 sets of twins and then a 5th kid in barely 3 years. Having the most recent one a few months ago at 38.
 

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>Spouse and I agree to jointly maintain 50% ownership and pay expenses on the house for a couple years because in spite of the emotional issues, we trust/work well together financially
>Judge: "Yeah, no, one of you needs to divest, I'm not approving this decree"

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