Just imagine if he found out about Hoss sitting on the toilet rim!I wish someone had archived the old site. I vaguely remember a giant thread where Millie was arguing for pages with some guy who used to not wash his hands after going to the bathroom at work. I think he ended up banning him.
I don't wash my hands when taking a piss, usually. Infuriates my wife, but I told her in no uncertain terms that it wasn't going to change. So one of my best friends comes over, takes a piss, and washes his hands, and she's all up in my shit like "SEE HE WASHES HIS HANDS" so I was like, dude, tell her why you washed your hands. "Oh, because they were dirty from moving old boxes, certainly not because I took a piss," pissed her right off but she doesn't bring it up anymore.
This type of thinking just reinforces my decision to carry sanitizer or baby wipes in my car is a good decision.I wash my hands if they're dirty and I'm about to use them for something clean, like typing, otherwise they stay dirty until I go to the shower or take a shit.
Your hands are your primary method of interact with the world. Do you open doors with your forearms? With your mouth? Do you shake peoples hands with your neck?Hands: *exist*
Me: Welp better wash just this one part of my body randomly throughout the day.