Monster Hunter (2020)

Slaanesh69

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Pretty sure you are talking about these, which were awesome when I read them (no idea how well they hold up, haven't read them since the 80s).



I'll happily watch this movie on video. If the theater would let me sit there without wearing a mask, I'd consider going to the theaters just to go, but I know that won't happen by December.

THOSE ARE THE ONES.

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Nicely done.
 
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Oh man, I love me some Milla but this is going to blow so bad.

I read either one or two fantasy books as a kid where a BMP or something was teleported from a modern war into a fantasy setting and they fought the big bad guy and his army. This reeks of that a bit, but clearly Milla becomes a "Monster Hunter" with the weaponry and such.

Resident Evil movies are a bit of background guilty pleasure watches for me, but this is going to be pandering trash trying to cash in on a vidya game.

The female leads in the RE series made for some good eye candy and the overtone of sexual innuendo in the way the dialogue is delivered gave it some background rewatch value.

if they come on I won't shut them off. They don't seem to annoy me.
 
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Can Milla do anything wrong? No, I do not believe she can.
 
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Pretty sure you are talking about these, which were awesome when I read them (no idea how well they hold up, haven't read them since the 80s).



I'll happily watch this movie on video. If the theater would let me sit there without wearing a mask, I'd consider going to the theaters just to go, but I know that won't happen by December.
rofl, i own (or owned)those books.....i am going to have to go search thru the library to see if i still have them. been at least 30 year since i read them.
 
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rofl, i own (or owned)those books.....i am going to have to go search thru the library to see if i still have them. been at least 30 year since i read them.
Yeah, I own them too. They are in a box somewhere though, so unless there are some tits for rewards I'm not gonna try looking.
 

Rezz

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Somewhat recent-ish Anime where the JDF (Japanese Defense Force) goes through a portal that opens to a somewhat traditional fantasy land. They of course merc everything and basically just military their way through; it's great recruiting for the JDF. Pretty good overall though.
 

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I know, I was at the grocery store and two people were talking about that...

No, they were not because no one knows what GATE is. I don't.

Like Rezz stated, it's pretty much a military "porn" where if a modern military force basically got stuck in a high fantasy world. The "bad" fantasy guys send an army of 60,000 armored soldiers and they all get mowed down by 50 cals/mortars/etc. It's pretty lul.

Although because it's basically a JDF recruiting tool, the US are assholes trying to force Japan to do things that align with their interests. And all the officers end up with waifus

 
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Like Rezz stated, it's pretty much a military "porn" where if a modern military force basically got stuck in a high fantasy world. The "bad" fantasy guys send an army of 60,000 armored soldiers and they all get mowed down by 50 cals/mortars/etc. It's pretty lul.

Although because it's basically a JDF recruiting tool, the US are assholes trying to force Japan to do things that align with their interests. And all the officers end up with waifus

Okay, so now I am curious. Why, after going through this portal, are these soldiers mowing everyone down and where are they getting ammo from?
 
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Cybsled

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So quick summary: A portal opens in downtown Tokyo. A bunch of fantasy realm army soliders/dragons and shit pour through and start attacking people in the city near the portal and take citizens as trophies/slaves. Japan gets pissed and sends the JDF as a response to combat the threat. The fantasy army in that Youtube clip are basically the dudes who attacked. The portal is stable (for now), so they can come and go between the realms. Japan sets up a FOB near the portal entrances so that they control the portal access and supply lines. You later find out the fantasy realm they are in has portals that open every few centuries or whatever to a different realm and the Empire that exists in the fantasy realm would usually go and try to conquer those realms or whatever, except this time instead of attacking some low tech backwater, they attack modern Earth. Modern Earth military is basically like an alien invasion to these guys, they have no concept of firearms or missiles or tanks or jets or whatever. Majority of the anime is basically schemes from the "evil" fantasy realm guys and them getting owned by professional modern military soldiers lol
 
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This movie is being torn apart just from the trailer alone. Probably all the fanbois but I doubt this will do well. It's just being massacred.
 

Rezz

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Probably because Monster Hunter has nothing to do with people from parallel universes hah. Plus I don't think everyone wants the RE treatment for their IP.