Most screwed up thing your parent/bro/sis/gf/bf has told you?

Caeden

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What part of Appalachia are you from?
I'm actually from Western Ky. Close to Indiana and then Nashville on the TN side, so not even remotely Appalachia. Its hilarious because I live in a more Appalachian area now. West KY is destroyed as much as Appalachia with pills and meth.
 

lurkingdirk

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Here's the bad/good story for you.

My dad used to beat the hell out of us. He was a complete fucking bastard. Worst father ever. He told me I'm too stupid to go to college. I was the fourth child, he told me he wished they had 3 kids. It culminated in an exchange when I was 14, big enough, and took him on. The two of us went through the sliding door onto the deck, and the evening ended in the emergency room, lots of stitches, and me leaving, and living elsewhere without my parents knowing where I was.

Fast forward 9 years. My father learned to deal with his rage. He was an amazing person, and when my mother got really sick (cancer), I watched him dealing with her, dealing with his grief, and hoping that some day I could be the excellent spouse, and compassionate person he was.
 

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I'm actually from Western Ky. Close to Indiana and then Nashville on the TN side, so not even remotely Appalachia. Its hilarious because I live in a more Appalachian area now. West KY is destroyed as much as Appalachia with pills and meth.
Close enough for me. Id consider all of KY appalachia
 

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I'm actually from Western Ky. Close to Indiana and then Nashville on the TN side, so not even remotely Appalachia. Its hilarious because I live in a more Appalachian area now. West KY is destroyed as much as Appalachia with pills and meth.
Just Kentucky is good enough. We've all seen Justified.
 

LennyLenard_sl

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Not nearly as bad as some stories here (had an otherwise mundane upbringing in central CT), but it involves my uncle, who died of brain cancer several years ago.

He lived at home all his life, and he was always a nice guy, though a bit slow (75ish IQ). He probably could've lived separately as he was able to drive and hold down work, but for whatever reason he didn't. Anyways, my grandmother died about 9 months before him from a stroke, and my grandfather a year or year and a half afterwards of old age type stuff. He was always nice to me and my siblings growing up, he taught me how to whittle and always had good beef jerky whenever we'd visit.

As such, my parents were cleaning out the house that was now empty, to put it up for sale, since my mother is the only surviving relative. They were a bit of pack rats, and my grandparents travelled quite a bit when my grandfather first retired (and apparently went with the souvenir buying approach of "quantity over quality"), so there was a fair amount of stuff to sort through. Well, apparently my uncle went a bit off the deep-end towards the end of his cancer (prior to being bed ridden at the very end) and became incredibly paranoid about black helicopters and the UN/New World order type of stuff. It didn't help that he lived in New Britain, CT, which was (and still is) a shit-hole, and there were police helicopters, newscopters and medivac helicopters flying within earshot.

So, my parents found about 25 guns of various types, sizes and quality stashed around the house. Sometimes under furniture, next to studs in the unfinished basement, etc, like he was preparing for an armed intrusion by international ninja assassins. No safetys, no chains, just lying somewhere stashed, just enough out of sight, but could be found with a wee bit of effort. He never owned a gun prior to the last few months, and the registrations showed they were purchased in a small time period. They also found thousands of rounds of ammo hidden as well. On top of that, apparently he was soliciting the companionship of a cheap Puerto Rican prostitute, who, we found out had stolen a number of handguns from him, as they turned up during a robbery/shooting in Hartford several months after his death (the serial #s were intact and the guns were registered to him).

It was all pieced together in the following months after my grandfather died, since first there was the hoard my parents found (which had already been destroyed by a friend of a friend in another police department by the time of the robbery/shooting), then the police calling about the guns used in the crime. The cops filled in the details about the prostitute, and my mother recalled my uncle's weird conversations when she would visit. Thankfully my uncle never took any action himself, but it was sad that was the final chapter for an otherwise decent and good man's life.
 

Adebisi

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Appalachia isn't a place. It's a state of mind.

Read: state of meth

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^ At least you didn't find snuff films. That's what I was expecting
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My sisters put makeup and a dress on me when I was 2 apparently.

Also, they told me the tooth fairy, Santa and the Easter bunny didn't exist when I was 5. I asked for a lot more cash from my dad when losing teeth after that.

I'm so scarred for life
 

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It was all pieced together in the following months after my grandfather died, since first there was the hoard my parents found (which had already been destroyed by a friend of a friend in another police department by the time of the robbery/shooting)
This is the most screwed up thing anyone has told me recently. Really? Fucking destroyed?
 

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This is the most screwed up thing anyone has told me recently. Really? Fucking destroyed?
Yeah no shit, why would they destroy thousands of dollars worth of completely legal handguns? I bet that cop just told your mom he destroyed them and then sold them.
 

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Yeah, good Lord my heart breaks for some of you people. I can't say I feel for you, because frankly this is a guy whose parents were together my entire life, and their marriage ended when my dad died. No hidden secrets or anything like that, so that would be a slap in the face of the adversity much of you have faced. Family drama stems from typical white suburban bullshit, and 1st world problems. I always said I was blessed and lucky, and now I truly know that I am. So count me as one of the no problems here for sure!
 

LennyLenard_sl

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^ At least you didn't find snuff films. That's what I was expecting
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Well if that did happen, they'll probably take it to the grave. So who knows.

Yeah no shit, why would they destroy thousands of dollars worth of completely legal handguns? I bet that cop just told your mom he destroyed them and then sold them.
I asked why they didn't just resell them. My mom doesn't know anything about guns, but my dad does, and some extended family members on his side who know more. It was a mix of cheap handguns and knock off rifles (the example I was given was a knock-off M1), so we aren't talking fresh out of the factory AR-15s or anything. Just because my uncle paid $1000s (remember he was going off his rocker), doesn't mean they were worth that. In the end, just wanted to be finished with the whole mess, and so they did. As for any potentially hypocritical cops, no way to tell, but that is what trust will get you. Most cops in CT, outside of the larger cities, are pretty decent, especially if you're a local.
 

Aaron

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This one time when I was a kid my uncle showed me the place where he buried all the hookers he killed!





...just kidding. My life has been pretty normal compared to most of the rest of you. Though come to think about it, frequenting a forum where you can read up on this kind of shit, along with the Girlfriend thread and Fedor's tranny pics probably doesn't translate to "normal" for most people. I only hope no one ever finds a complete copy of my browser history or else they'll be posting in a thread similar to this one!
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Nothing along the lines of child abuse or rape but, a friend of mine from college had a very interesting hookup story.

He was at a house party one night and started chatting up a girl he hadn't seen before. They both get pretty drunk and eventually start making out towards the end of the night. One thing leads to another and she takes him back to her place and they start getting into it. As the clothes start coming off he starts to have this terrible pain in his stomach. He tries to ignore it because he doesn't want to stall the hookup to go take a shit but eventually it gets so bad that he HAS to go to the bathroom. He takes a violently aggressive diarrhea dump, cleans up and gathers his thoughts before he heads back out into her room. The problem was her bedroom was RIGHT next to the bathroom and there was no way she didn't hear what was going on in there. He comes out and she walks right back over and starts getting back into. He's thinking "Shit this girl is either really cool or really horny, either way I don't care". So they start fucking and his stomach starts to go sour again. He's trying to hold it together but eventually it gets way too bad and he tries to get up to go to the bathroom but she wraps her legs around him and tells him he can't go yet. He's like "No, seriously you don't understand this is an emergency", she says no and wraps her legs around him even tighter. The bitch is literally not letting him leave. He tries to free himself when the worst thing you can imagine happens. He shits all over.

She let's him up and he's sitting at the end of the bed trying to figure out what the fuck just happened when he starts to hear moaning behind him. He looks back and the crazy bitch is rubbing his shit all over herself. Turns out she was into that kind of thing and put laxatives in one of his drinks earlier in the night. He said "WTF are you doing?!" and she nonchalantly said "I wanted to have sex with you then rub your shit all over me".
 

Namon

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^ that is more along the lines of what I was expecting when this thread was created...
 

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Nothing along the lines of child abuse or rape but, a friend of mine from college had a very interesting hookup story.

He was at a house party one night and started chatting up a girl he hadn't seen before. They both get pretty drunk and eventually start making out towards the end of the night. One thing leads to another and she takes him back to her place and they start getting into it. As the clothes start coming off he starts to have this terrible pain in his stomach. He tries to ignore it because he doesn't want to stall the hookup to go take a shit but eventually it gets so bad that he HAS to go to the bathroom. He takes a violently aggressive diarrhea dump, cleans up and gathers his thoughts before he heads back out into her room. The problem was her bedroom was RIGHT next to the bathroom and there was no way she didn't hear what was going on in there. He comes out and she walks right back over and starts getting back into. He's thinking "Shit this girl is either really cool or really horny, either way I don't care". So they start fucking and his stomach starts to go sour again. He's trying to hold it together but eventually it gets way too bad and he tries to get up to go to the bathroom but she wraps her legs around him and tells him he can't go yet. He's like "No, seriously you don't understand this is an emergency", she says no and wraps her legs around him even tighter. The bitch is literally not letting him leave. He tries to free himself when the worst thing you can imagine happens. He shits all over.

She let's him up and he's sitting at the end of the bed trying to figure out what the fuck just happened when he starts to hear moaning behind him. He looks back and the crazy bitch is rubbing his shit all over herself. Turns out she was into that kind of thing and put laxatives in one of his drinks earlier in the night. He said "WTF are you doing?!" and she nonchalantly said "I wanted to have sex with you then rub your shit all over me".
Nester now fapping
 

ZyyzYzzy

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Nothing along the lines of child abuse or rape but, a friend of mine from college had a very interesting hookup story.

He was at a house party one night and started chatting up a girl he hadn't seen before. They both get pretty drunk and eventually start making out towards the end of the night. One thing leads to another and she takes him back to her place and they start getting into it. As the clothes start coming off he starts to have this terrible pain in his stomach. He tries to ignore it because he doesn't want to stall the hookup to go take a shit but eventually it gets so bad that he HAS to go to the bathroom. He takes a violently aggressive diarrhea dump, cleans up and gathers his thoughts before he heads back out into her room. The problem was her bedroom was RIGHT next to the bathroom and there was no way she didn't hear what was going on in there. He comes out and she walks right back over and starts getting back into. He's thinking "Shit this girl is either really cool or really horny, either way I don't care". So they start fucking and his stomach starts to go sour again. He's trying to hold it together but eventually it gets way too bad and he tries to get up to go to the bathroom but she wraps her legs around him and tells him he can't go yet. He's like "No, seriously you don't understand this is an emergency", she says no and wraps her legs around him even tighter. The bitch is literally not letting him leave. He tries to free himself when the worst thing you can imagine happens. He shits all over.

She let's him up and he's sitting at the end of the bed trying to figure out what the fuck just happened when he starts to hear moaning behind him. He looks back and the crazy bitch is rubbing his shit all over herself. Turns out she was into that kind of thing and put laxatives in one of his drinks earlier in the night. He said "WTF are you doing?!" and she nonchalantly said "I wanted to have sex with you then rub your shit all over me".
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