My wife caught me

Screamfeeder

HIC MANEBIMUS OPTIME
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The only proper response to that text is: "No, shitlord, that is a Maiar!!"
You mean Istari, not Maiar. I mean technically he was one of the Ainur created by Iluvatar and thus a Maiar, but being one of the 5 sent by the Valar made him Istari.


And no son, that is a goddamn mage.
 

rad

Lord of Guk
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I recently got a cat wizard... meet Gandalf.
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Chukzombi

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#23
I wonder if this is the same shame J49 felt when he was banging crackhead single moms in the parking lots of Camden New Jersey
dont knock those crackhead single moms until you try them!
 

Adebisi

What a time to be alive
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#24
This thread deserves better

Like my wife
 

Hateyou

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I too have a similar story. Going through old childhood stuff my wife caught me with this gem. It’s made it through 3 garage sales without being taken. I told her it’s a sign we were meant to keep it.

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Palum

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Buying a picture of a wizard




I feel like i should make a public statement
Butv seriously though, where did you get that picture, I need one
 

Hateyou

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Ah yep, the clutter and lack of price tags gives it away. I couldn’t see past the wizard picture and the stolen Target shopping cart.
 

Void

Hi Yukio!
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I recently got a cat wizard... meet Gandalf. View attachment 157140
I know this isn't the proper place for it, but then again it is in the Rickshaw so it is the proper place for everything.

I have almost that exact same cat tree (clearly same brand at least) for my two cats, one of which is black (#BCM), and they fucking love the shit out of it. But even after multiple vacuumings it just looks like Bigfoot fucked it or something. Even trying to pull the hairs out by hand doesn't get enough of them to make a difference, and I'm far too fucking lazy to make a habit of that. FoH, am I doomed to forever have a shitty looking piece of cat furniture in order to appease my feline overlords? Or is there some trick I'm unaware of to keep it looking like I at least tried?
 

Hateyou

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I think the only trick is euthanasia.
 

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Not exactly a surprise, everyone knows Adebisi Adebisi is a big fan of Wizard Sleeves.
 

moonarchia

The Scientific Shitlord
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#36
Buying a picture of a wizard




I feel like i should make a public statement
Also, you should have said it was Harvey Weinstein and two midget interns.