NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

Itlan · Mar 17, 2016

Will Hill suspended yet again. Went to high school with this clown, your typical my shit doesn't stink athlete. Tried to fight me in the courtyard outside after a pick-up basketball game lol.

Zzen · Mar 17, 2016

Itlan_sl said:
Will Hill suspended yet again. Went to high school with this clown, your typical my shit doesn't stink athlete. Tried to fight me in the courtyard outside after a pick-up basketball game lol.

Cool story bro.

Merrith · Mar 17, 2016

Edko_sl said:
If you get points for jump ball PI's, sure.

This is the Ravens and Joe Flacco we're talking about. With Tucker as kicker, they'll definitely turn all those jump ball PI's into points.

Brahma · Mar 17, 2016

Elurin_sl said:
Bennett on the Patriots will be obscene. If he, Gronk, Edelman, and Amendola can stay healthy, that's scary.

I can't believe they let him go for a mid-late round pick.

This will be the best offensive core the Pats had since 2007.

Convo · Mar 17, 2016

Itlan_sl said:
Will Hill suspended yet again. Went to high school with this clown, your typical my shit doesn't stink athlete. Tried to fight me in the courtyard outside after a pick-up basketball game lol.

sounds like you bitched

Itlan · Mar 17, 2016

Convo_sl said:
sounds like you bitched

You don't fight high school royalty. Plus he'd have kicked my ass, let's be honest.

Itlan · Mar 17, 2016

Bob Book_sl said:
Cool story bro.

Just saying he's been a piece of shit since high school, there's a reason this is his 4th suspension.

Also, why did he only receive 10 games but Bryant is suspended the entire year? I don't get it.

Axlrose · Mar 17, 2016

Elurin_sl said:
Bennett on the Patriots will be obscene. If he, Gronk, Edelman, and Amendola can stay healthy, that's scary.

I can't believe they let him go for a mid-late round pick.

The problem with Bennett was if he was not part of the action early on in the game, towards the end when he was needed to get those extra yards, he half assed it. "Oh, didn't throw me the ball for three quarters and now we're behind and need yards? Throw it to me and I'll fall down right where I caught it."

Fourth and forever and Bears punting again (as usual).

So with the big names already producing for the Patriots, Bennett will probably be pouting the whole game - especially when everyone knows who Gronk is and what he is capable of doing. But involve Bennett early and often, and he should be quite a boost for a strong core.

Convo · Mar 17, 2016

never doubt the hood

Merrith · Mar 17, 2016

I have a feeling Bennett will not have those problems with the Pats. Just a hunch though.

Also, great troll.When looking for "sadness", Siri directs you to home of the Browns

Chanur · Mar 17, 2016

Axlrose_sl said:
The problem with Bennett was if he was not part of the action early on in the game, towards the end when he was needed to get those extra yards, he half assed it. "Oh, didn't throw me the ball for three quarters and now we're behind and need yards? Throw it to me and I'll fall down right where I caught it."

Fourth and forever and Bears punting again (as usual).

So with the big names already producing for the Patriots, Bennett will probably be pouting the whole game - especially when everyone knows who Gronk is and what he is capable of doing. But involve Bennett early and often, and he should be quite a boost for a strong core.

Darth Belichick won't put up with that as he will quickly find out.

Burnem Wizfyre · Mar 17, 2016

Itlan_sl said:
Will Hill suspended yet again. Went to high school with this clown, your typical my shit doesn't stink athlete. Tried to fight me in the courtyard outside after a pick-up basketball game lol.

Did you move in with your auntie and uncle afterwards?

Genjiro · Mar 18, 2016

Well we know why the Rats massively overpaid for Weddle now~

edko · Mar 18, 2016

Beard was offered more money by a couple other teams. Hill was a bandaid because instead of drafting the next Ed Reed, Ozzie got the next Frank Walker. I'm fine with his contract.

Joeboo · Mar 18, 2016

Chip Kelly REALLY wanted Marcus Mariota on the Eagles

Deadspin

His offer to the Titans for the #2 draft pick:

A 2015 first rounder (20th overall)
A 2016 first rounder (would have been 13th overall)
A 2015 second rounder (47th overall)
Any quarterback on the roster
Any defensive player on the roster

Convo · Mar 18, 2016

joeboo_sl said:
Chip Kelly REALLY wanted Marcus Mariota on the Eagles

Deadspin

His offer to the Titans for the #2 draft pick:

A 2015 first rounder (20th overall)
A 2016 first rounder (would have been 13th overall)
A 2015 second rounder (47th overall)
Any quarterback on the roster
Any defensive player on the roster

yea, he really was retarded

Gravel · Mar 18, 2016

Who's the retarded one here though? Chip for offering that, or the Titans forturning that down?

radditsu · Mar 18, 2016

Elurin_sl said:
Who's the retarded one here though? Chip for offering that, or the Titans forturning that down?

They would just squander the picks like the Rams did with all those RG3 picks.

Dioblaire · Mar 18, 2016

For you Raven and Bengal fans:

Alex · Mar 18, 2016

I like the flaming hair.

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