Urlithani
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I want AB in Miami. Hear me out:
1. We could not possibly be any worse.
2. We would have a week where people would talk about how crazy and stupid we are instead of how bad we are.
3. It would be a fitting desperate end to AB's career and we can fittingly laugh at him even more.
See, he dated a solid 7 for years (Steelers). She wasn't unreasonable but he took her fair treatment of him as that he was deserving more. She gets tired of his shit, and her acquaintance, who was a 6 (Raiders) was thirsty for AB for a while. The 7 parts ways amicably by dumping AB off on her 6 friend.
Now the 6 (Raiders) has wanted him for a long time, so she puts up with all his shit, defends him, does all his laundry and shit. Despite all she does he doesnt wanna go from a 7 to a 6 so he just treats her like shit until she let's him go despite defending him to the very end.
He uses her to get the attention of the Patriots, a 9. The first date goes well, the sex was nice. The 9 appreciates his ability but is aware of he might be a piece of shit. It's only a couple of situations where she overhears from other women that he really is a piece of shit. Being a successful attractive professional the 9 decides she can do better and cuts it off.
Now all the women know, and he can't hook up with anyone. Except for Miami, a fat, ugly, and hairy 2. Obviously AB is saying no to that shit. Until a couple weeks go by, his balls are hanging low, and the offer of dating her and getting to blast ropes all over her face while she begs for more starts to sound really good.
This is how it ends. He gets that evil out, thinks rationally, decides he doesn't wanna be with a nasty 2 even if it's his last chance. A couple weeks later his balls are low again but even the 2-4's won't answer his text. AB becomes an incel who vents his frustration on social media and resorts to a soy based diet in order to harness his sexual urges. "I'm not with any women (football teams) because I don't need them to have a healthy, fulfilling life." He posts on twitter before rubbing it out to porn and crying himself to sleep.
1. We could not possibly be any worse.
2. We would have a week where people would talk about how crazy and stupid we are instead of how bad we are.
3. It would be a fitting desperate end to AB's career and we can fittingly laugh at him even more.
See, he dated a solid 7 for years (Steelers). She wasn't unreasonable but he took her fair treatment of him as that he was deserving more. She gets tired of his shit, and her acquaintance, who was a 6 (Raiders) was thirsty for AB for a while. The 7 parts ways amicably by dumping AB off on her 6 friend.
Now the 6 (Raiders) has wanted him for a long time, so she puts up with all his shit, defends him, does all his laundry and shit. Despite all she does he doesnt wanna go from a 7 to a 6 so he just treats her like shit until she let's him go despite defending him to the very end.
He uses her to get the attention of the Patriots, a 9. The first date goes well, the sex was nice. The 9 appreciates his ability but is aware of he might be a piece of shit. It's only a couple of situations where she overhears from other women that he really is a piece of shit. Being a successful attractive professional the 9 decides she can do better and cuts it off.
Now all the women know, and he can't hook up with anyone. Except for Miami, a fat, ugly, and hairy 2. Obviously AB is saying no to that shit. Until a couple weeks go by, his balls are hanging low, and the offer of dating her and getting to blast ropes all over her face while she begs for more starts to sound really good.
This is how it ends. He gets that evil out, thinks rationally, decides he doesn't wanna be with a nasty 2 even if it's his last chance. A couple weeks later his balls are low again but even the 2-4's won't answer his text. AB becomes an incel who vents his frustration on social media and resorts to a soy based diet in order to harness his sexual urges. "I'm not with any women (football teams) because I don't need them to have a healthy, fulfilling life." He posts on twitter before rubbing it out to porn and crying himself to sleep.
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