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Dandelion, Chancellor of the Order of the Lore Four, and his barbarian companion, Grobbnuts, prepare to raid the Temple of Low Expectations. The mystical Flaming Blade of EQRangerGuy supposedly lies forgotten in one of the many rooms of this dreadful place. Most believe this mystical blade to be myth but as a follower of Bradidune, Dandy believes. Bradidune, God of Thieves, is well known for his expectations of his followers. You must believe that he is all powerful and knows best. You must also donate freely of all your goods. He is a jealous god and his wrath is a terrible thing to behold(so it is said). It was once said that the first fuzzy troll was created in a rage during a party in his basement..err dungeon.
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