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This looked better. Notice how the mud/road/grass textures are properly blended together instead of just painted straight onto the terrain with a hard circular brush. And doesn't look like someone's first Unity project. I'm guessing this stuff they played with Cohh is no longer compatible with whatever build they've got now and was probably made by someone who knew what they were doing, and didn't think implementing a day/night cycle was something worth boasting about.
That lore is so deep...
"My friend.... He never returned. I can't remember what happened to him"
Yeah you probably wouldn't remember what happened to him nor would you know because the dude never came out of the cave. So, I am going to finish the writing.
Enter cave.
See horribly animated NPC's standing in circles doing absolutely nothing.
See some naked human (lol) laying on the ground.
"My friend... Now I know why you didn't come out... You... DIED. FRIENDS! Thank God you are here! It was those 5 people there standing in a circle doing absolutely nothing!"
Meanwhile, in the group chat:
(Group enters cave)
Nirgon
tells the group, "This counts as a new zone doesn't it? TOLD YOU, YOU FUCKERS!"
Hatorade
tells the group, "This is about as exciting as that time I went to my in laws and threw out my back attempting to prove to my wife I could cut their lawn with a nail clipper"
BoozeCube
tells the group, "I could always invite Utnayan to come in and sing Elvis... It's Friday past 10pm"
Tuco
shouts, "Did they add PvP yet?"
Hekotat
tells the group, "May as well - at least we would have some music in this "Zone""
Nirgon
shouts, "IT'S IN THE PVP ZONE!!! THAT'S THREE ZONES FUCKERS!"
Regime
says out of character, "Who did the textures in this game? Hellen Keller?"
Tuco
shouts, "They could have at least named it Megaserver or some shit. Long live my PvP guild whatever the fuck it was called."
Daidraco
shouts, "Where the fuck is the PVP zone?"
Utnayan has entered Discord
Utnayan sings "As the snow flies... on a cold and gray chicago morn a poor little baby child is bo..
Pharone
tells the group, "About time I get to hear this. I thought he was a myth"
Hatorade
tells the group, "At least he isn't trying to sing the Texas State anthem again"
Tuco
shouts, "How the fuck do you get into the PVP zone? Nirgon you are full of shit. TWO zones bitch"
Hekotat
tells the group, "Do these 5 dudes ever respawn? About to log out and go play Players unknown and get my ass kicked as usual"
BoozeCube
tells the group, "Probably have a better chance of seeing that "PVP Zone" before these fuckers respawn. Hey, do you guys miss World of Warcraft? Love that fucking game"
Convo
says out of character, "Look for the little teeny house in the middle of that untextured rock - click that and you will warp to the PVP zone"
Pharone
tells the group, "Hey didn't convo work on this game for 34 hours or some shit?"
Regime
says out of character, "Nice tip - Would be solid advice if any of the rocks had textures to begin with"
Daidraco
shouts, "Thanks Convo.... wait... "
BoozeCube
tells the group, "Yeah he was the texture artist"
Convo
shouts, "Northeast corner of the cave!"
BoozeCube
tells the group, "Think we should move around? Maybe they added anti camp code"
Tuco
shouts, "We don't have a compass or a map you dumb shit"
Utnayan sings "when the boogie... started to explode.. I heard somebody say BURN BABY BURN...... DISCO INFERNO................ BURN BABY BURN... burn that mother down"
Convo
shouts, "Shit that's right..."
To be continued....