I was anApplicationSupportSpecialist, so we had ASS 1 and ASS 2 signs (rather than Thing 1 and Thing 2
). Now that I'm a lead my boss when I was promoted managed to twist Application Support Lead intoASshoLe, lol. The green bag it's on was just given out at a wellness fair downstairs... the art on it is how to survive a zombie apocalypse, and the clutter on the desk in the picture includes 5 shot glasses amongst the pens, candy, etc. A sample of the silliness at Zappos.
If my Google Fu is accurate, looks like I'm good as far as owning the thing, as long as I don't buy make a habit out of it.
NRS 205.275 Offense involving stolen property: Definition; penalty;
restitution; prima facie evidence; determination of value of property.
5. Possession by any person of three or more items of the same or a
similar class or type of personal property on which a permanently
affixed manufacturer?s serial number or manufacturer?s identification
number has been removed, altered or defaced, is prima facie evidence
that the person has violated this section.
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The top is almost as fucked up, and the silver on it seems to be about as thick as a sticker, yeah. Feels like all of the silver would need to be removed, something put over the buttons to protect them and paint the entire edge of the case once the scratches are smoothed out a bit.

If my Google Fu is accurate, looks like I'm good as far as owning the thing, as long as I don't buy make a habit out of it.
NRS 205.275 Offense involving stolen property: Definition; penalty;
restitution; prima facie evidence; determination of value of property.
5. Possession by any person of three or more items of the same or a
similar class or type of personal property on which a permanently
affixed manufacturer?s serial number or manufacturer?s identification
number has been removed, altered or defaced, is prima facie evidence
that the person has violated this section.
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The top is almost as fucked up, and the silver on it seems to be about as thick as a sticker, yeah. Feels like all of the silver would need to be removed, something put over the buttons to protect them and paint the entire edge of the case once the scratches are smoothed out a bit.
