Frenzied Wombat
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Yeah, I remember trying POF about 5 years ago and remember thinking that they should rename the site to "Plenty of Whales with Herpes".
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Oblio
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Unfortunately this was one of the last things I read before I went to sleep last night. Those images became a sex filled nightmare so bad that I might not ever sleep again.
POF:Avoid like the plague
OKC:Hit and miss depending on area
Tinder:Waste of time but you can meet up with people as long as you "Play it cool" and dont come off just wanted to fuck (that is what the 3rd date at the bar is for)
Match:Takes some time to weed through the shit but after you start filtering people out (basically hide each person you are not interested) it becomes pretty good. I had the most luck with it back in the day.
OKC:Hit and miss depending on area
Tinder:Waste of time but you can meet up with people as long as you "Play it cool" and dont come off just wanted to fuck (that is what the 3rd date at the bar is for)
Match:Takes some time to weed through the shit but after you start filtering people out (basically hide each person you are not interested) it becomes pretty good. I had the most luck with it back in the day.
Frenzied Wombat
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Hope you guys aren't serious about being interested in bangin' out some fat dykes that would most likely crush the life out of me in some scissor-sandwich. The only purpose I can think of that would get me to interact with them is if they agreed to be hitched up to a plough to work the soil in my garden.
Seems like I've broken through the fatty brigade and am now fielding emails from semi-hotties with kids that are looking for "Stable New Daddy with Money". Progress I guess.. One thing interesting/good about OkCupid is their set of 2000+ questions to answer, which happen to include sexually explicit ones, and you can search profiles based on answer response. So I've spammed all the "thin, athletic" body types that said "yes" to liking anal. Stay tuned.
P.S: LOL at chicks specifying "average" body type when they're fucking Orcas. "average" for what, an Alabama trailer park?
P.P.S: Approximately 25% of local woman answered that the Earth is bigger than the Sun, and that a "falling star" is a star exploding and collapsing in upon itself. Yay education!
Seems like I've broken through the fatty brigade and am now fielding emails from semi-hotties with kids that are looking for "Stable New Daddy with Money". Progress I guess.. One thing interesting/good about OkCupid is their set of 2000+ questions to answer, which happen to include sexually explicit ones, and you can search profiles based on answer response. So I've spammed all the "thin, athletic" body types that said "yes" to liking anal. Stay tuned.
P.S: LOL at chicks specifying "average" body type when they're fucking Orcas. "average" for what, an Alabama trailer park?
P.P.S: Approximately 25% of local woman answered that the Earth is bigger than the Sun, and that a "falling star" is a star exploding and collapsing in upon itself. Yay education!
TheBeagle
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I've had a bad run of total flaky bitches the last couple months. Met one for drinks (she was a nurse) that I met on OkC, hit it off and went back to my place and banged it out all night. Good times. She had a banging body so we arranged a date for the next weekend to meet at the Kimbel (art museum in FT. Worth) on a Saturday afternoon. It's about an hour drive from my place and when I get there at 2 pm she texts me saying she overslept and just woke up. Ok....wtf I'll wait, but hurry up. Get a text 20 minutes later that she fell back asleep. Deleted that bitch from my phone immediately.
Have a date tonight with a cougar type that's about 10 years older than me but looks ok and seems to really want some D. Not girlfriend material but definitely a good slump buster after not getting any for the last 6 weeks. I'm going to be spending the summer in the mountains three hours from civilization so I need to get as much in as I can now while I still can.
Have a date tonight with a cougar type that's about 10 years older than me but looks ok and seems to really want some D. Not girlfriend material but definitely a good slump buster after not getting any for the last 6 weeks. I'm going to be spending the summer in the mountains three hours from civilization so I need to get as much in as I can now while I still can.
Oblio
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You did say she was a nurse, so perhaps she worked Midnight to 8am. I would have texted stay in bed, I will be right there. Then after another solid bang session I would have decided wether or not to delete her from my life.
This advice does come from a married guy that does not cheat, so the thought of any new/different pussy does intrigue me.
This advice does come from a married guy that does not cheat, so the thought of any new/different pussy does intrigue me.
Khane
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That's just kinda like... the way it goes. My date tonight was a bust too. She was so cool, fun and witty via text and a total fucking dud in person. I almost wonder if some of these women have stand ins for their texting/emailing.
This is the biggest problem with online dating. It's very easy to pretend you're some version of a yourself you wish you were while online, but you can't fake that shit face to face. Wastes a lot of time.
"Oh I'm super fun and love to get silly and goofy and just have a good time". And then you meet them and they quite literally have resting bitch face and no personality whatsoever.
TheBeagle
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But, hey, if the chemistry is there in the meatspace, was does it matter if someone helped them meet you? I mean, we've all seen it happen: someone shouldn't be interesting on paper, but once you meet them, sheBANG! Actually, it's happened that way every time for me
Also, what's the intl userbase on OK Cupid like? I'm not able to emigrate for 7 more years.
Also, what's the intl userbase on OK Cupid like? I'm not able to emigrate for 7 more years.