Remakes you wouldn't mind

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Lanx

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- Airwolf
---- Loved that show when I was a kid, and could see it as a movie with todays special effects.

these are their given names

Stringfellow "String" Hawke, he spends the entire 3 seasons looking for his brother

St. John "Sinjin" Hawke , wtf kind of names are these?
 
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Fadaar

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Star Wars Episode 8
Starship Troopers
Not a movie but would love to see Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, and other older classic anime in 16:9 instead of 4:3 which is the only version that exists. Impossible without reanimating the entire series, but I can dream. Same with the movie Full Metal Jacket, for some fucking reason it only exists in 4:3. What the fuck Kubrick?
 
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meStevo

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Wife wants them to do The Last Unicorn before all the original actors are dead. RIP Christopher Lee.

If I'm going to rehash my childhood I'll take Critters, The Gate and The Hidden please.

For a fun and useless wrinkle put some of them in the same movie universe, so Critters and Gremlins... Jason / Freddy / Chucky, etc.
 
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Chukzombi

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Running Man

Close Encounters of the Third Kind
the book version of the Running Man could use an adaption, its practically nothing like the Arnold version.
a more updated version of Salem's Lot and of course a real reboot of The Dark Tower. they shit the bed bloody with that abortion they pushed last year, if they can reboot Spiderman and Hulk 3 times in ten years, we can have another try for the DT.
 
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JVIRUS

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Logan's Run ( no soft cgi, modern female protagonist just cuz bullshit, show the carousel as it is )

Hellraiser ( like Hanz Landa/ Tarantino and Waltz, if the actor isn't there, don't do it, but if he is go apeshit )

Beastmaster ( a tiny bit less schlocky, campy fun, but mostly keep the tone and feel just in HD, and this is crack for me )
 
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Zapatta

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Flower and Snake. It has been re-made once already, but I think they should just pump one out every few months.
 
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LiquidDeath

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They need to finally make a fucking sequel to the Dark Crystal. Fuck.
 
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I would actually enjoy a starship troopers loyal to the book...but it's message is pretty well despised by hollywood (hence the movie we got).
 
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Bonch

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A live-action version of Transformers: the Movie that sticks to the source material.
Krull.
Night of the Comet.
Time Bandits
 
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Xarpolis

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Hmm... That's a tough question. Two of my favorite movies for "wow" factor are The Game & Arlington Road. I don't really think either could be remade though. The biggest issue with movies that have a twist ending is they really lose that impact after the first viewing. You're in on it the whole time.
 
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