Rick and Morty

Attog said:

If you took one look at the ancient dragon's staff and knew what it was, you are a sick bastard.

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Falxy-US said:

So that's it? No more new R&M for unknown amount of time?

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One more episode then a break for a couple months then back half of the season.

Attog said:

If you took one look at the ancient dragon's staff and knew what it was, you are a sick bastard.

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I knew what it was, but it's not like I've ever owned one. But hell, they even said he was the masturbator.

Dom said:

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Dragon-dick shaped dildo on a stick?

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Bad Dragon dildos. Webcam chicks love them.. and apparently so do some dudes.

Xarpolis said:

I knew what it was, but it's not like I've ever owned one. But hell, they even said he was the masturbator.

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Shadowjacker!

Dunno why bad dragon is a thing. I guess because they're colorful, not just some black/purple/tan piece of latex that you're sticking in your cooch. They're also not really shaped like dicks.

designed by women, maybe. I wouldn't know what they were but a lesbo friend did a full rundown on them for me one day. She was quite impressed with bad dragon.

iannis said:

Dunno why bad dragon is a thing. I guess because they're colorful, not just some black/purple/tan piece of latex that you're sticking in your cooch. They're also not really shaped like dicks.

designed by women, maybe. I wouldn't know what they were but a lesbo friend did a full rundown on them for me one day. She was quite impressed with bad dragon.

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They are basically like furry/hentai dildos.

I loved this one and really the only episode that didn't hit me right was the heist episode. Not sure what people are expecting because these five episodes have struck me more like season 1 and early season 2 which is a good thing.

Snake Jazz! Tsss sss sss.

OU Ariakas said:

I was the same way about the heist episode but it is the one my mind keeps going back to as having the most narcissistic underlying plot and probably my favorite two lines of the season:

"You're boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer!"

"Every breath I take without your permission raises my self esteem!"

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It did have its moments. I just wasn't really in to the main beats and wanted to mute it after the fourth "You son of a bitch".

For me it is an 4 or 5 out ten Rick and Morty episode but still miles ahead of most other shows. The slut dragons and Snake stuff just had me dying though. Highlight of the episode for me was probably Summer and the other girl dancing then just totally turning on their nerd friend with that female venom.

Best Terminator story in years, laughed hard a couple of times.

OU Ariakas said:

I was the same way about the heist episode but it is the one my mind keeps going back to as having the most narcissistic underlying plot and probably my favorite two lines of the season:

"You're boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer!"

"Every breath I take without your permission raises my self esteem!"

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They're good lines but I feel like they are being delivered by Dan Harmon to me personally.