Ryan Lochte scandal megathread

Soygen

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They were probably banging tranny prostitutes and had to come up with an excuse on why they were late and smelled like sweaty balls.
 
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khorum

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It's basically a Brazillian judge getting butthurt about Americans making fun of his shithole country.
 
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hodj

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I have no clue if they in particular were robbed or not, but plenty of other people have been, and the Brazilian government has created an international fiasco over their delusional need to pretend that Brazil isn't a shithole where an Olympic security guy was shot to death for making a wrong turn into a favela.

In other words, even if they lied about this robbery, it doesn't justify the Brazilian government's actions in trying to use this as a scapegoat to cover up their complete failure in running this Olympics well, or their own state well in the first place.

Olympics should never have been given to them.
 
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Soygen

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It's basically a Brazillian judge getting butthurt about Americans making fun of their shithole country.
I bet that judge really hates YouTube and LiveLeak, then.
 
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khorum

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Dude they went apeshit over Hope Solo tweeting a selfie where she's wearing mosquito netting. They'd chant "ZIKA ZIKA" when she was playing hahaha.


They started booing other Americans with "ZIKA" chants at other events like beach volleyball too. LOL the whole country is butthurt for being exposed as incompetent, disease-ridden shits.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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The head if Olympic security was robbed. I don't see how this story matters. Just butthurt people mad their country sucks and isn't as amazing as the USA
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Brazil deserves to be pissed on. Corrupt shithole. The store owner should have thanked great Americans for blessing his shitty shack with their piss.
 
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khalid

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Them pissing on a wall and then getting held at gunpoint until they paid money for the "damage" makes some sense. Would kinda fit the current narrative with the initial story.
 
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Paranoia

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attention whores hate being upstaged so they do what they do best make shit up in order to get the fucking spot light back on them.
 
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we had some punk pull a knife on me in Rio. Just walking down the beach we had kids pointing at us and yelling "gringo". we always felt like targets. the cars and cabs all run the red lights at night because they are afraid to slow down. we've traveled many places but that was the worst. fucking weird; avoid that shit-hole (even the good parts are over-rated).
 
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Xequecal

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It's really funny to watch everyone shitting on Brazil for this when so many people on this board have previously advocated for allowing US citizens to outright shoot people for minor property crimes. If this had happened in Texas the gas station owner could have legally shot all of them, without warning.
 

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It's really funny to watch everyone shitting on Brazil for this when so many people on this board have previously advocated for allowing US citizens to outright shoot people for minor property crimes. If this had happened in Texas the gas station owner could have legally shot all of them, without warning.
No he couldn't.
 
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Soygen

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To be fair, there's lots of reasons to shit on Brazil in addition to this.
 
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