I do have copies of all your keys now and your IP addresses. Just want to reiterate that. If everyone n this thread could leave their valuables in open, unsecured areas of their homes I'd really appreciate it.
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So...I should put a clawhammer on my keychain?
Jesus Christ what adult fucking carries a bottle opener? That shit is for Frat boys. Start with a lighter, once you master that you can open a bottle with anything handy, back of a spoon, side of a pocket knife, claw on a hammer, edge of a counter or the tab on your seat belt.
Fucking sad you guys have gone this far in life without mastering any useful Man skills.
P.S. the guy in this vid sucks at it. He has no zen, needs more practice.
Fun fact: There are services that exist that will copy a key from a photograph and deliver it to you. A+ plus phishing thread Big Bisi.
Seriously, though, guys, where the fuck do I put my keys if my phone and wallet are already taking up my only usable pant pockets? I love when it gets cold again just so I can where jackets and hoodies again for more pockets!
Damnit, is this what women feel like?
Jesus Christ what adult fucking carries a bottle opener? That shit is for Frat boys. Start with a lighter, once you master that you can open a bottle with anything handy, back of a spoon, side of a pocket knife, claw on a hammer, edge of a counter or the tab on your seat belt.
Fucking sad you guys have gone this far in life without mastering any useful Man skills.
I do have copies of all your keys now and your IP addresses. Just want to reiterate that. If everyone n this thread could leave their valuables in open, unsecured areas of their homes I'd really appreciate it.
How is carrying a tool specifically designed to open bottles more "frat boy shit" then wasting time developing the skills to open bottles using any object you can find laying around?
Jason Bourne is a tool specifically designed for killing. He is the bottle opener in this analogy.Jason Bourne can kill a man with any of a hundred things in room, he doesn't have to go look for his gun.
What?WHAT KIND OF AN IDIOT HAS BOTH CAR AND HOUSE KEYS TOGETHER ON ONE KEYRING???
Jason Bourne is a tool.
you lose one, you lose both.
Saw them all to pieces and glue-deglue before-after usage, problem sooooooolved, nobody loses all the pieces. Oh.you lose one, you lose both.
I'm 40 and I've lost my house/car keys exactly 0 times in my entire life(and I abused drugs and drank myself into blackouts several times).you lose one, you lose both.