Soccer 2013-2014

Hannibal

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There's nothing weird with Emre Cans contract it's just a simple buyback clause.

For example if buyback clause is 15 million but Liverpool bids 30 million for Can, Bayern can bid 15 million and it has to be accepted. Leverkusen can't sit back and wait for a bidding war, they have to accept Bayerns lower bid.

All these crazy stories about how Bayern can block the bid is ridiculous. Leverkusen paid 5 million for him from Bayern, he is registered at the club, they pay his wages but people still think Bayern can dictate which club he can join?
 

Phayd

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Looks like Big Sam get's another year at West Ham. Hopefully they can finish top 10 next year.
 

Elerion

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This is genuinely the best sports story I've ever heard. The video of him sat in the airplane when they bring his cake out, and nobody but fucking Nasri sings him a birthday song is amazing. He looks absolutely furious! Poor guy just wants a bit of cake and love.
 

Flight

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Toure was their best player this term and one of the best midfielders in the world. I wouldn't have complained if he'd beat Suarez to Player of the Year.

Now he's either been tapped up or he's after a wage rise. I reckon he's after a pay rise, given he signed a new deal 12 months ago on reduced base salary.
 

Gilgamel

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So is this the thread where I chant USA USA USA after we win our group or will we be making a new one?
 

Neki

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Best to start a new thread for the World Cup. This thread can go on for a bit to talk about summer transfers until the start of the new season unless someone wants to open a 'off season' (yuck) thread.
 

Asshat Brando

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This Toure story is amazing. Nobody but PSG can afford him but unfortunately PSG can't sign him for FFP reasons so it has to be a new contract he's after. Which is probably the same story with Milner considering City can't afford to retool the whole squad with their own FFP issues as they need to find some English benchwarmers to throw money at so they meet the homegrown requirement of 8 out of their 21 man CL squad.
 

Whidon

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This Toure story is amazing. Nobody but PSG can afford him but unfortunately PSG can't sign him for FFP reasons so it has to be a new contract he's after. Which is probably the same story with Milner considering City can't afford to retool the whole squad with their own FFP issues as they need to find some English benchwarmers to throw money at so they meet the homegrown requirement of 8 out of their 21 man CL squad.
Toure story is hilarious. just unreal shows how out of touch and spoiled he is. The agent is even harder to believe.... like wtf man your supposed to be the competent business man.

If Toure was not already 31 and going to take absurd wages I would love him at Manu, LFC, Arsenal, Chelsea ect.... But City would be smart to sell if they get an offer of 30m+, prob even a bit lower.

Also yaya was excellent but Suarez had perhaps the best year of any player in the PL since the 38 game era started.
 

Flight

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Good article on Van Gaal

'Welcome to the age of Van Gaal and the total person'
By Simon Kuper
Financial Times.

In September 1991, on the eve of becoming coach of Ajax Amsterdam, Louis van Gaal talked to his wife about how to do his first big job. "Should I do it like I thought it should be done, or gradually? I thought I should do it at once. She said, 'That's right. You must be true to yourself.'"
The Dutchman - now about to lead Holland to the World Cup - has been true to himself since. The methods of United's new manager are well known. Here's what to expect from him at Old Trafford:
? No respect for either the club culture or national culture. After Alex Ferguson became United's manager in 1986, he interviewed long-serving staff about the club's history, and listened to fans. Ferguson was learning what his new club stood for. Over time, he made himself the embodiment of United's culture.
Van Gaal won't do that. He's more like his former prot?g? Jos? Mourinho, who sets himself up as bigger than his new club. The Dutchman takes himself very seriously, often speaking of himself in the third person. In his previous jobs with giant clubs, Barcelona and Bayern Munich, he showed little interest in local status ladders or ways of doing things. He once told Bayern's chairman and club icon Karl-Heinz Rummenigge that he was sitting in Van Gaal's seat on the plane and would have to move. Van Gaal would do the same to Ferguson at United.
He disdains politeness, considering it a hypocritical foreign custom. Instead he prefers to tell people "the truth" to their face in the old-fashioned Dutch way. At Barcelona, he once informed the Spanish media that Spain was an excellent country to live in and a terrible one to work in.
? Clashes with the media. Confronted with a roomful of journalists, Van Gaal can rarely resist the urge to demonstrate that he is right and they are ignorant. "That's a stupid question," he characteristically told a BBC journalist last week.
Ferguson insulted journalists, too. But he was a proven winner at United, and virtually owned the place. If Van Gaal's rebuilding of United's team results in early defeats, and he is forever shouting red-faced at journalists in poor English (he has no gift for foreign languages), the media could make him pay. That happened at Barcelona.
? Brilliant tactics. Van Gaal grew up in Amsterdam-East near the then Ajax stadium, and aged 12 was already watching the training sessions of Ajax's great coach Rinus Michels. He became a classic Dutch coach, treating football as a kind of dance in space, with players constantly changing positions. United's captain Robin van Persie, a fellow Dutchman, will be delighted with his appointment.
During his years as a gym teacher for troubled youngsters, Van Gaal honed a genius for explaining things. Former players marvel at his detailed, crystal-clear instructions: before a Bayern friendly against an amateur team, he gave each player a research note containing an analysis of his opposite number and marching orders. After he coached little AZ to the Dutch title in 2009, one player marvelled that Van Gaal had prepared them so precisely for each match that they could almost play on autopilot.
During Van Gaal's stint at Barcelona in the late 1990s, both his young assistant Mourinho and his captain Josep Guardiola absorbed his thinking. Both have since become decent coaches. Van Gaal's new assistant Ryan Giggs couldn't wish for a better teacher.
? He will exhaust his players fast. United's players didn't see Ferguson every day. He didn't lead training sessions, and spent most of his week in his office. Van Gaal, by contrast, is omnipresent. The training ground forever resounds with his instructions and praise. This can be exhausting, particularly as he follows what he calls the "total person" principle, tracking every aspect of a player's life. One of his Ajax players, Peter van Vossen, reported that Van Gaal had toured his home and advised him not to paint his kitchen white. Van Vossen obeyed.
? He will take the credit. Former Ajax players say that once the trophy is won, Van Gaal publicly takes the credit for it. Victory is always his doing, even when it's secured long after his departure. He believes, for instance, that recent Champions Leagues won by Barcelona and Bayern were in large part his legacy. That may even be true.
? Conflict with stars. Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the great Swedish striker who encountered him at Ajax, calls him "a dictator, without the slightest sense of humour". Van Gaal certainly likes obedient players, which often means youngsters. An established star like Wayne Rooney may find him less congenial. The need to renew United's ageing team will suit Van Gaal.
? A short tenure. Since leaving Ajax in 1997, he hasn't lasted long at any club. That's because he irritates so many different stakeholders. His mission at United will be to build a young side, win something fast, and prepare Giggs for the succession. Then he can take credit for Giggs' trophies too.
 

Asshat Brando

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UEFA states the ManC only need 5 players homegrown out of the 21 man squad vs. the normal 8 out of 25, effectively making their biggest sanction worthless. /golfclap
 

Neki

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Joe Hart
Micah Richards
Joleen Lescott
Jack Rodwell
James Milner

Don't even need to buy!
 

Asshat Brando

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This was their list from last year with italics confirmed to be leaving:

1. Joe Hart
3. Eirik Johansen
4. Micah Richards
7. Lescott
12. Boyata
13. Milner
17. Rodwell
25. Not listed

The 25th slot was left open as they only had 7 that fit the HG rules. So now they're down to 4 and can only spend 60m euro net to fill that 1 spot.......Real hard rule there..............
 

Ossoi

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Toure story is hilarious. just unreal shows how out of touch and spoiled he is.
Pretty sure if you grew up with nothing, on a Continent that has virtually nothing, then you'd want to maximise your earnings in an extremely limited career.
 

Neki

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Pretty sure if you grew up with nothing, on a Continent that has virtually nothing, then you'd want to maximise your earnings in an extremely limited career.
Isn't he on something like ?200K a week already?

Forgive me if I don't feel any sympathy for him