Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
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Juvarisx
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So apparently a really solid flick with an excellent villain. Sony marketing strikes again, good lord they are awful.
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Spider-Man: Homecoming
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Wow, I cant believe anyone actually watches this SJW cunts videos
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Grizzlebeard
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Saw it last night. 6.5/10, wouldn't rush to watch again.
Michael Keaton was a decent enough villain but the ending was just a bit meh.
Probably going to sound sad here but the most exciting part for me was the opening credits. Gave me a real sense of the creation of the Marvel universe.
Michael Keaton was a decent enough villain but the ending was just a bit meh.
Probably going to sound sad here but the most exciting part for me was the opening credits. Gave me a real sense of the creation of the Marvel universe.
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I can't believe there are still behind-the-moon-Trumptards that think SJW is an insult in 2017.
You're one of the sensitive Rednecks who got triggered by tweets of the Declaration of Independence too?
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Rezz
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^ SJW whining at its finest.
Some people have shitty opinions, it is true. But when a huge group has shitty, illogical opinions based entirely upon feels-data that doesn't match up with actual reality? People refer to them as SJWs. Like that broad up there. And you =/
Some people have shitty opinions, it is true. But when a huge group has shitty, illogical opinions based entirely upon feels-data that doesn't match up with actual reality? People refer to them as SJWs. Like that broad up there. And you =/
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Sevens
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No idea what tweeting the Declaration of Independence has to do with anything?
why would anyone be upset about them posting that? Oh yeah the SJWs were, dont wont to be oppressed of something I guess
And yeah, in 2017 SJW is about the worst insult there is.
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Lithose
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It's the CURRENT YEAR everyone! That's why it shouldn't be done. CURRENT YEAR! Lets hurry and get the rest of your cult's incredulous phrases out of the way, like "I can't even right now", "Wow, like wow!", so you can visualize your imaginary jazz hands at how enlightened you are that such things don't even enter your mind. Then I can call you a fucking moron.
How is that, timeless enough for you?
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kegkilla
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Seananigans
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If I've learned anything from ~18 years of these forums, it's that the movie reviews *overall* tend to be spot on. Additionally, the first one to come in early -- especially from some rando with 1 lifetime post -- is usually off-base (and probably European to boot, so what the fuck do they know?), so I'm not worried yet.
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Ossoi
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Just saw it, definitely one of the weaker Marvel films and disappointing because Spiderman is one of their top assets - it's not like he is a Dr Strange or Ant-Man level character.
Action scenes were dull.
Best bit was the beginning introduction scene to Peter
Action scenes were dull.
Best bit was the beginning introduction scene to Peter
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Aldarion
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This is awesome. Your post reads exactly like someone making a parody of what a SJW would say. "Its <current year>!"
I'm gonna deduct 1 VSP for failing to use the phrase "you're a white male", and 1 VSP for failing to use racist/sexist/homophobic/cisnormative. But otherwise this was a really solid effort and I award you 8 VSPs.
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Abefroman
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I was reading one of the rotten reviews for it and they mentioned the diverse cast but still weren't happy.
He apparently wanted this film to be 10 hours long to give enough screen time to develop every fucking character in the movie.