Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

Faith

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And there you have it. They are selling motorcyckles in a space game.....

Reallly, you need more evidvidence this is a scam? Ok, fine then I guess? The 100+ systems they promised by lauch? Gone, they managed ALMOST ONE system by "what is release anyhow?" All the 100+ ships they promised by launch (now 2020) gone. Every fucking thing they promised by launch is GONE. What else do you need to penetrate your thick fucking skulls that they will never manage to dig themselves out of their technical debt they own you? Roberts never managed to close on a game he was in charge of, why would this be diffrent?

Thank god my retarded self realized they were just trolling the buyers before I issued a refund that they had to repay due to EU law.
 

gak

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Applause quickly turns to laughter when the game promptly crashes... Roberts smoothly fills minutes of dead air by screening a commercial for the Kraken.... for $1,650 it could be yours, right away.

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Gavinmad

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I actually wouldn't mind seeing a space game set in a single solar system. People don't realise just how big a solar system can be, and it is easy to make a large one with 12-15 planets, a couple of asteroid belts, then a "lawless" expanse of an Oort/kuiper cloud with pirate bases and renegades. Half a dozen gas Giants each with 1-2 large moons and dozens of smaller ones. 2-3 main rocky planets with different climates. Add in a few large space stations and many more smaller and you have huge potential.

Firefly/Serenity was a single solar system.
 
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Punko

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I'd say quads are next - but pretty sure they in already.

Chris should watch Mad Max for inspiration.

Imagine your clan looking like this:

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Limited edition package, 2000$. First 10 to order get a free can of chrome spray paint with your name on it and the logo of your tribe*

*shipping charges excluded, general conditions apply, non-refundable digital item, one use only, all rights reserved

When your sales-talk doesn't take reality into account, the possibilities are endless.
 

Mahes

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Limited edition package, 2000$. First 10 to order get a free can of chrome spray paint with your name on it and the logo of your tribe*

It should not be your name written on that can or your tribe. Did you not watch the movie?? It should simply just say "Witness Me!!!!!"

It really would be fitting.
 
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Hateyou

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Just wanted to pop in and lol at the $450 motorcycle package.

Lol
 
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Aaron

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You can buy a decent used low cc real life bike for around that price!
 

Daidraco

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I'd say quads are next - but pretty sure they in already.

Chris should watch Mad Max for inspiration.

Imagine your clan looking like this:

20-mad-max-set.w700.h700.jpg


Limited edition package, 2000$. First 10 to order get a free can of chrome spray paint with your name on it and the logo of your tribe*

*shipping charges excluded, general conditions apply, non-refundable digital item, one use only, all rights reserved

When your sales-talk doesn't take reality into account, the possibilities are endless.

Thats the only kind of thing that I havent quite picked up on with this game. Is everyone just some Tom Cruise Jet Pilot with no chance of changing how you play the game? Space Pilot forever? What if I want to be a part of a tatoonie like town? My home base is there, and its where I work on my junker space ship cause I cant be asked to play more so I can afford a nice one, for example. Though, I guess at the end of the day I already know the answer to these kinds of questions. Would be cool to me, though.
 

Faith

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You are the spaceman controlling the ship and thereby controlling the.... no sorry, can not go on,
 

Mist

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Thats the only kind of thing that I havent quite picked up on with this game. Is everyone just some Tom Cruise Jet Pilot with no chance of changing how you play the game? Space Pilot forever? What if I want to be a part of a tatoonie like town? My home base is there, and its where I work on my junker space ship cause I cant be asked to play more so I can afford a nice one, for example. Though, I guess at the end of the day I already know the answer to these kinds of questions. Would be cool to me, though.
If this game was ever going to actually exist, I could answer your question.

Technically, if this game existed, you could be a trader or a mechanic, or work on a moon or a starbase or something.
 

Pasteton

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This joke of an mmo’ needs its own gif meme just as much or more than pantheon.
 
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