Super Mario Bros. (2022)

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So, this movie is not woke and it is doing better than pretty much everything else that has been released this year? That says a lot...

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Now, mind you I haven't kept in touch with the Super Mario universe very closely, but I've seen a few article saying they did right by Princess Peach in the movie by changing her from a damsel in distress to a pretty badass character which sounds woke to me.
 

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Just got back from watching this with my kids.

They thought it was good. I enjoyed it. I liked that there wasn't any shoehorned in woke shit, like random tranny or gays.

I would hope that Hollywood would take notice but I know they won't.
OK i've really went years here not responding to this shit. Do you all listen and believe any of the shit you all talk about? The media is not trying to turn us all gay. Get a freaking life!
I refuse to believe that 25 years after this site literally gave birth to trolling the internet that you all fall for obvious propaganda.
If a movie sucks don't watch it. If it's good, recommend it. That's it!
Most movies suck these days, all the talent went to making tv or streaming shows.
Now i'll check this out Tuesday because Regal is cheap as fuck on Tuesdays.
Jebus freaking christ i really do think some of you are not trolling us like the good old days and literally believe the shit you spew.
 
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Imagine making that post in the same year that Tranny Dylan was sponsored by Bud Light and a Tranny shot a bunch of church kids and the fucking president went on national TV to announce his sympathy for the trannies in response.

And thats the year you pick to act all indignant that people prefer kids shows to not feature sexual degeneracy
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OK i've really went years here not responding to this shit. Do you all listen and believe any of the shit you all talk about? The media is not trying to turn us all gay. Get a freaking life!
I refuse to believe that 25 years after this site literally gave birth to trolling the internet that you all fall for obvious propaganda.
If a movie sucks don't watch it. If it's good, recommend it. That's it!
Most movies suck these days, all the talent went to making tv or streaming shows.
Now i'll check this out Tuesday because Regal is cheap as fuck on Tuesdays.
Jebus freaking christ i really do think some of you are not trolling us like the good old days and literally believe the shit you spew.
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OK i've really went years here not responding to this shit. Do you all listen and believe any of the shit you all talk about? The media is not trying to turn us all gay. Get a freaking life!
I refuse to believe that 25 years after this site literally gave birth to trolling the internet that you all fall for obvious propaganda.
If a movie sucks don't watch it. If it's good, recommend it. That's it!
Most movies suck these days, all the talent went to making tv or streaming shows.
Now i'll check this out Tuesday because Regal is cheap as fuck on Tuesdays.
Jebus freaking christ i really do think some of you are not trolling us like the good old days and literally believe the shit you spew.
Is this a real post? I can’t tell if you’re trolling us like the “good old days”
 
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OK i've really went years here not responding to this shit. Do you all listen and believe any of the shit you all talk about? The media is not trying to turn us all gay. Get a freaking life!
I refuse to believe that 25 years after this site literally gave birth to trolling the internet that you all fall for obvious propaganda.
If a movie sucks don't watch it. If it's good, recommend it. That's it!
Most movies suck these days, all the talent went to making tv or streaming shows.
Now i'll check this out Tuesday because Regal is cheap as fuck on Tuesdays.
Jebus freaking christ i really do think some of you are not trolling us like the good old days and literally believe the shit you spew.
Yeah. I thought the same thing also, until I worked in Higher Education for a few years. There is 1,000,000% a push to sexualize your children. While many of these people are naive, innocent bystanders, they're still absolutely giving way to the more radical.

In politics, the "tail wags the dog".

So not only do you have sick people pushing these disturbing agendas, corporations & NGOs are generally all for it because they can make money off of people essentially buying their identities.

Nihilism is gay.
 
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Saw it this weekend. I liked all the Easter eggs like posters in the background of F-zero, track and field, the duck hunt duck on the tavern sign, etc. Music was good.

I think they could have added a few more minutes to add in some more Easter egg type stuff, other games in background scenes maybe. Luigi walking around with the flashlight a little more, with a ghost following him then stopping every time he turned around could’ve been funny.

Only scene I didn’t like was Bowser singing. Like others said, I just don’t get Jack Black. The stupid singing isn’t really funny to me, and other people say the same. Not sure how he landed this movie.

Kid liked it, didn’t love it. He gave it a “Eh, it was ok” on the ride home. He wouldn’t notice most of the Easter eggs from the NES games. Our large theatre was about 70% full, and while I was buying popcorn the teens running registers were commenting to each other on the smaller rooms being completely sold out. Was cool seeing all the kids in their Nintendo shirts.
 
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OK i've really went years here not responding to this shit. Do you all listen and believe any of the shit you all talk about? The media is not trying to turn us all gay. Get a freaking life!
I refuse to believe that 25 years after this site literally gave birth to trolling the internet that you all fall for obvious propaganda.
If a movie sucks don't watch it. If it's good, recommend it. That's it!
Most movies suck these days, all the talent went to making tv or streaming shows.
Now i'll check this out Tuesday because Regal is cheap as fuck on Tuesdays.
Jebus freaking christ i really do think some of you are not trolling us like the good old days and literally believe the shit you spew.
Just seems like you're living with your head in the ground, refusing to see the degeneracy. But sure, its trolling I guess. In other news, the Director of Communications for Planned Parenthood, close friends with the rest of the of the leadership, was caught with child porn on his computer and offed himself yesterday. The leadership of these big companies that have control over kids in some form or fashion couldnt possibly be caught with child porn and or commit other degenerate crimes over, and over, and over.

Saw it this weekend. I liked all the Easter eggs like posters in the background of F-zero, track and field, the duck hunt duck on the tavern sign, etc. Music was good.

I think they could have added a few more minutes to add in some more Easter egg type stuff, other games in background scenes maybe. Luigi walking around with the flashlight a little more, with a ghost following him then stopping every time he turned around could’ve been funny.

Only scene I didn’t like was Bowser singing. Like others said, I just don’t get Jack Black. The stupid singing isn’t really funny to me, and other people say the same. Not sure how he landed this movie.

Kid liked it, didn’t love it. He gave it a “Eh, it was ok” on the ride home. He wouldn’t notice most of the Easter eggs from the NES games. Our large theatre was about 70% full, and while I was buying popcorn the teens running registers were commenting to each other on the smaller rooms being completely sold out. Was cool seeing all the kids in their Nintendo shirts.
I havent really seen a phenomenon in the kids entertainment industry in a while. Doesnt seem like anything compares to the shit that happened in the 90's, like Beanie Babies, Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, etc. Fortnite "seemed" like it got there? But I havent really seen it take over anything like the aforementioned did (followed by the weird freaks that thought they would make piles of money off of memorabilia etc.)
 
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I havent really seen a phenomenon in the kids entertainment industry in a while. Doesnt seem like anything compares to the shit that happened in the 90's, like Beanie Babies, Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, etc. Fortnite "seemed" like it got there? But I havent really seen it take over anything like the aforementioned did (followed by the weird freaks that thought they would make piles of money off of memorabilia etc.)
Do you have young kids? There’s always something, but if your kid isn’t in the range you don’t notice or know of it.

Minecraft, Fortnite, Pokemon, PJ Masks, Among Us are ones I can think of that every kid in my kids age range in the neighborhood is into/knows about. The big difference is probably more that shit is digital now instead of physical. There are still physical toys of course but watching the shows and playing the video games and having clothes/backpacks/costumes is more what it’s about now. When we were kids you had huge collections of toys, now they have a large collection of video games.
 
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Considering that mario just got there a day or two before, and Peach had been there for DECADES probably, i can see how peach could be portrayed in that way.
Peach outright says that Mario needs more training with the obstacle course likely because he didn’t grow up in the Mushroom Kingdom.

it’s a throw away line but I’ll accept it
 

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Peach outright says that Mario needs more training with the obstacle course likely because he didn’t grow up in the Mushroom Kingdom.

it’s a throw away line but I’ll accept it
She also says she did that obstacle course on her first try. I don't consider that woke, but some will.
 
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Imagine making that post in the same year that Tranny Dylan was sponsored by Bud Light and a Tranny shot a bunch of church kids and the fucking president went on national TV to announce his sympathy for the trannies in response.

And thats the year you pick to act all indignant that people prefer kids shows to not feature sexual degeneracy
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Now imagine also saying all the creative talent went to TV….Real men of genius indeed.
 

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She actually said how she had a lot of trouble with it also, and Mario makes a comment that she probably got it on her first try, and she agrees.
 

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if you CHOOSE to see woke in this movie, you can see it. if you choose to not see woke, you can "not" see it.

the main "woke" complaint is ...peach is perfect at everything. Considering that mario just got there a day or two before, and Peach had been there for DECADES probably, i can see how peach could be portrayed in that way.
Peach does have a very non woke level of grace. She lets Mario be the hero. She encourages folks. She is very maternal. If the wokes had her to write she would have one of those half shaved h3ad Dyke mullets and the story would be that her ultimate power was restrained by a mannnnnn.


So I kind of chose to see her as non woke
 
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I haven't seen it yet, but from conversations it sounds more like they made Peach as the more modern version of her from the games. She hasn't been a straight up Damsel in Distress in the Mario Universe in a pretty long time now.
 
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I haven't seen it yet, but from conversations it sounds more like they made Peach as the more modern version of her from the games. She hasn't been a straight up Damsel in Distress in the Mario Universe in a pretty long time now.
I saw this the past weekend with my son. Peaches is basically the Super Mario Bros 2 version. With dress glide attribute included. The rest of the characters were lifted almost directly from SMB3 and World. And I loved every minute of it. Probably because you can tell Nintendo had a very heavy hand in the story and the dialog.
 
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Chukzombi

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i figure, shes been a playable character since Super Mario 3. its fine if she can kick ass.
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Pretty big increase from the Saturday estimate which shows great word of mouth and repeat business.

 
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