Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

pharmakos · May 15, 2018

I feel like CPS probably has already been over there in the past.

Ronaan · May 15, 2018

Posting in a LEGENDARY thread.

Poor kids though. No matter how good a dad you manage to be, it's always going to suck for them somehow.

Adebisi · May 15, 2018

Amod

Araysar @a_skeleton_03

Are we archiving this thread in any way so the evidence I MEAN posts aren't deleted or edited later a la Sean?

It would be a shame once sanity kicks in that we lose this shameful and depressing tale

tyen · May 15, 2018

Adebisi said:
Amod Araysar @a_skeleton_03

Are we archiving this thread in any way so the evidence I MEAN posts aren't deleted or edited later a la Sean?

It would be a shame once sanity kicks in that we lose this shameful and depressing tale

You dont archive a thread until it falls off.

You guys always do it way too early

its only in fear if a crazed mod is involved. Not the case, unless trex bribes a virgin mod. Whose the easy target? She might be working them already

Himeo · May 15, 2018

Child endangerment.

tyen said:
You went to detox and got into a car wreck with our kids in the past week.

Monday I file for emergency custody

child endangerment, child neglect.

tyen said:
Swamp Donkey passed out on the couch while drunk. My youngest turned on the stove while she was asleep. Almost burnt the place down.

This is 1/3 of the times Child Protective Services has had to come visit because of this piece of shit mom

Child abduction. Child neglect.

tyen said:
When I ran away with the kids in Oct, she actually took every single one of our posessions from our house.

Only gave me kids clothes and some toys.

EVERYTHING i purchased; Couch, Bed, etc is sitting in some storage container that she rented because she is a selfish fuck.

Child neglect.

tyen said:
Other two was her passing out while watchingn the kids, and then having to go to the hospital that night because her BAC is .31.

So when I get back to work, I get them all to the hospital, and then a Social Worker asked me what happened. "Swamp Donkey passed out while drunk, only one watching kids."

Child abduction, neglect, etc.

tyen said:
Other two was her passing out while watchingn the kids, and then having to go to the hospital that night because her BAC is .31.

So when I get back to work, I get them all to the hospital, and then a Social Worker asked me what happened. "Swamp Donkey passed out while drunk, only one watching kids."

Filing false police reports. Lying to police.

tyen said:
i paid 1200/mo in childcare every month since oct.

my rent is 1600/mo

I work my ass off.

You are pathetic. Im finally outing you.

Police dept just called. This thread breaks no laws. You literally told them i posted revenge porn of you on here.

You mad as fuck right now.

Assault. Domestic violence.

trex said:
He drips a lot and I was trying to look at his penis and the inside of his boxers. I didn't even watch it because I don't want to relive it. Just remember asking him to show me his dick and him telling me no and me biting him

Assault. Domestic violence.

trex said:
Of course the video doesn't show him holding me down by my neck and kneeing me in the side over and over, but we will let that one slide.

dizzie · May 15, 2018

Wow, crazy thread, still catchng up. We should all chip in and buy Trex one of those important looking brass door signs for when she graduates:

Himeo · May 15, 2018

I'm on page 10 so far, because

zombiewizardhawk wants me to read the whole thing to provide citations.

Fair.

Himeo · May 15, 2018

Here's a gem.

Suicidal. Thoughts of killing her son.

trex said:
yeah, had really horrible post partum depression. After my first, my first week was amazing and 7 days later I was hit with the crippling disease. Thoughts of killing myself and my son. It's hard to explain but easy for me to talk about.

My husband wasn't helpful and would just say, "did you take your meds?" when I was sobbing uncontrably half of the time I was awake. Started drinking. Surly reeking. Not hiding it. Wasn't a problem to him either. Now he throws it in my face. It's a joke.

I'm still on page 23. I'll update more when I got the time to read this. Xo nerds.

Child enganderment, child neglect. Blaming the child for the incident.

trex said:
yeah, had really horrible post partum depression. After my first, my first week was amazing and 7 days later I was hit with the crippling disease. Thoughts of killing myself and my son. It's hard to explain but easy for me to talk about.

My husband wasn't helpful and would just say, "did you take your meds?" when I was sobbing uncontrably half of the time I was awake. Started drinking. Surly reeking. Not hiding it. Wasn't a problem to him either. Now he throws it in my face. It's a joke.

I'm still on page 23. I'll update more when I got the time to read this. Xo nerds.

Photo evidence of bruises on the child's legs.

Child neglect. Intentionally starving the child. Possible attempted murder.

tyen said:
This is an alcoholic we are talking about. Where she puts her BAC at .24-.31.

This isn't a 1 beer lactation session dawg...Her milk literally disappeared because of her drinking and she would bitch and go fucking insane if I fed my kid formula. So he lost a fuckton of weight and I had to basically tell Trex to shut the fuck up as I feed my kid back from a 1percentile weight.

Basically if I didn't tell her to shut the fuck up, and feed my kid formula while she was having a meltdown about her lack of milk, it would of been a serious fucking hospital visit...Around that time is when she checked out as a mom. Which continues to this day.

Leaving used needles around where children can reach them.

Threats of suicide.

Threats of assault / murder.

Extortion, child neglect.

joz123 · May 15, 2018

How can Trex take care of kids as a doctor if she can't even do it as a mom?

hodj · May 15, 2018

tyen said:
Plus im more comfortable with hodj hodj and other hate posts.

Well just remember

tyen we hate because we hate, there is no love here.

But you're still #winning over the donkeynose so that's a partial victory in your column sure.

TJT · May 15, 2018

Sebudai said:
I'm just projecting as I've been skinnyshamed in the past myself. I'm not walking around on gotdamn flamingo legs like you and tyen though.

You also have some medical issue and severe delicious food aversion right?

Himeo · May 15, 2018

The baby got bruised on a playground...

But...

"I was never allowed to leave the house."

And...

"He was abusive as shit."

Odds her current boyfriend beats her kids for her? Most common vector of child sexual abuse is the mother's new boyfriend(s).

trex said:
Fuck. So much to catch up on. Yes anorexic. The baby got bruised from a playground. I was never allowed to leave the house. Did on the 4th. Got in huge trouble. He was abusive as shit. I apologized to him a lot.

Like how the convos make no sense because he deleted everything he said. Again, liars think everyone else is stupid. He's got a tiny dick and was pissed someone else was fucking his wife. I pushed his buttons. He's mad. End of story.

Maternal Grandmother possibly involved in the abuse.

trex said:
Still catching up. He owes me and my mom thousands of dollars and spends his money on weed and tequila and pretends he isn't an alcoholic. He got fired from his last job for drinking, on camera. Points at my issues.

Face palm.

He drinks tequila at 10 am. That's alcoholism. Least I can admit it.

It is really sad to me that he is continuing to put our kids in the middle of our horseshit and I'm going to exit the thread now.

His gf now has an arm that looks like an old cutting board from her tearing it up with razor blades. He's mad I told her he tries to fuck me everytime I see him. He's mad about my job and me getting into med school because it means I don't need him. That's why this thread exists (for the record)

Really? My mom walked up the stairs with them. Youve gotta stop the lies. You had the fob. Idiot.

"Oh my god! Kids walking up stairs who have amazing athletic abilities! Can you imagine anything worse?!" Spoiled brat.

Maternal Grandfather accused of sexually abusing the children.

tyen said:
l

Her dad is a deadbeat schizo dad with a major alcohol problem.

Some shit hospital in bumfuck washington hired him. He has been fired from hospitals.

he has also been sexually innapropriate with kids in the past.

Really want to keep goin at this?

Implied accusation that the mother is sexually abusing the kids.

tyen said:
Swamp Donkey basically is her dad and walking through his exact footsteps.

New boyfriend accused of having anger management issues.

tyen said:
T tells me how fucking mad he gets.

So anything I say to him is to inflict maximum rustle for my enjoyment.

He makes these "you mad bro" type comments, but really, he is fucking fuming.

New boyfriend jokes about being a pedophile.

tyen_is_my_faggot_bitch said:
This is pretty accurate. I'm actually pedobear and can take down anything I want.. except children. :shrug:

Aaron · May 15, 2018

So,

trex can you still hold up a highlighter between your D's without help as you once could?

Asking for a friend.

P.S. He's going to need some photo evidence.

Maul · May 15, 2018

trex said:
My dads paying for my school. He's a nurse practitioner and always wanted to be a doctor. We're both alcoholics. He was never there when I was a kid and now we're bff

You follow your dream Trex, don't let that gentle-dicking 4app loser hold you back, all those long hours studying is the perfect way to neglect those kids even more, fuck, gunna put my cards on the table here, if you want to live in a semi-muslim police state, just give me a shout.

Himeo · May 15, 2018

Wrong thread.

TJT · May 15, 2018

Aaron said:
So, trex can you still hold up a highlighter between your D's without help as you once could?

Asking for a friend.

P.S. He's going to need some photo evidence.

No way those are Ds anyway.

Maul · May 15, 2018

tyen said:
lol, i owe daycare costs because my kids had to go to daycare for 2.5 weeks when i broke my leg because you couldnt handle the kids.

which I paid half of yesterday

More proof of weak genetics, brittle bones, maybe source of "gentle fucking" only mode?

Adebisi · May 15, 2018

tyen said:
You dont archive a thread until it falls off.

You guys always do it way too early

its only in fear if a crazed mod is involved. Not the case, unless trex bribes a virgin mod. Whose the easy target? She might be working them already

I used the wrong term

I just want version control

Big Phoenix · May 15, 2018

Noodle really quit over this thread?

Zapatta · May 15, 2018

Himeo said:
I'm not going to read this garbage thread because Kramer vs Kramer did it better.

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