Tell us your Mippo Tales

I dated Kaley Cuoco for several months.

I used to play tricks on her, like sneaking in with my phone, shooting video while she was doing whatever, taking a leak. Just for the laughs.

Good times.

I just wish I hadn't deleted those vids, 'cause then I could prove it.

Wasn't Mippo incredibly long winded as well? I remember his paragraph about how he was raiding in EQ instead of sleeping with two porn stars seemed to go on forever.

When I was two years old I was at the Libertarian National Convention. I was actually an alternate delegate, for one of the ones they were sure would show up, because the chart had to be entirely filled out. Disadvantage of being the son of one of the main organizers who is frantically trying to make everything work the way it is supposed to. So I'm just hanging out, minding my own business, when suddenly my Mom picks me up and puts me in this weird old guy's hands. I was not happy about this. He smelled weird and I wanted to get away from him. So I did the obvious thing when you're two years old, I nudged my diaper a little bit out of the way and let loose on him with the my built-in pee filled water gun. The guy laughed and handed me back, wasn't upset at all. Took a handkerchief out of his back pocket, wiped it off, and excused himself to the restroom. I gotta admit, the composure was pretty awesome. That was how I met Robert Heinlein.

Christ this is hard, how did Mippo belt these out one after another?

I was going to a mall the week before Christmas back in the late 90's. Impossible to find a spot.
See this woman going to her car and I pull up and wait. As she backs up from the other side a roadster zooms in
and takes the spot. My friend rolls down his window and yells "CUNTS" as the people who took our spot are getting out of the car.
It's Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant.

I exchanged headnods with Owen Wilson once.

I met the Pittsburgh Steelers a while back. I had just moved back to PA and was looking for a job so I got a quick one at the local bestbuy, while I was there we had a midnight opening for Madden and since we were ~5 minutes from Pittsburgh training camp they all came in early and signed shit and met everyone. I talked to Big Ben and he told me he was going to do something special for me, then I saw on the news he raped some chick.

You passed up the chance to burn a jay with Chappelle?

I knew one of the girls that is claiming to have been raped by Bill Cosby. Back in the day when I was playing too much EQ and she was pursuing her acting career, she came back one night looking a bit frazzled. I didn't pay too much attention since we were raiding Derakor the Vindicator, but she was sobbing on the couch. After I got my Chestplate of Vindication I started chatting with her and told me all about what had just happened with Cosby. I knew not a lot of people would believe her, but I did so I tried to be there for her. We actually ended up sleeping together. I didn't think much about it then, but now I realize that since this girl and I slept together right after Cosby took advantage of her, one could argue that I was raped by Bill Cosby too.

Oh here's another second hand account.

Friend of mine worked for a car service for a while. For a few years he worked theMario Lemieux Celebrity Invitationalwhich would draw a bunch of huge sports names.

So one year he got assigned Michael Fucking Jordan for the day. He was fired up. So he's standing at the car and Jordan comes out and sees him. Immediately says "Oh hell no, I ain't having no white driver." Yeah, Jordan is a racist shithead. Emmitt Smith saw the whole thing, tells him to come drive him. He says Emmitt is the nicest guy he ever drove and tipped huge. Grant Fuhr was apparently also a pretty great guy.

His favorite customer wasDonnell Rawlings, Ashy Larry from Chappelle's Show. Was reminded of this by the post about not smoking weed with Chappelle. Well, Rawlings was pretty generous with his pot. And he'd bring my buddy in to hang out with him and his buddies and smoke at the clubs. Would request him whenever he was in town. So Ashy Larry was pretty cool.

Feien_sl said:

I didn't think much about it then, but now I realize that since this girl and I slept together right after Cosby took advantage of her, one could argue that I was raped by Bill Cosby too.

Click to expand...

Or one could make the more accurate argument that you took advantage of an emotionally fragile rape victim to get your dick wet...

I peed beside Josh Homme from Queens of The Stone Age once. He looked over. That's how he came up with the song 3"s and 7"s.

Ichu_sl said:

I peed beside Josh Homme from Queens of The Stone Age once. He looked over. That's how he came up with the song 3"s and 7"s.

Click to expand...

The weird part is each number was referring to one of your testicles...

My cousin used to be a valet and drug dealer at one of the fancier hotels in the area. Gotta admit, it's a pretty good occupation combination. He met 'a shitload of celebrities', but the only people that stand out that they told me about was Chris Brown ("Didn't even know who he was") and Lindsey Lohan.

Other cousin lives in Belfast and says the area where she works is rife with Game of Thrones cast-member sightings. She shook Brienne's hand. One time she ran out of her work to chase Jaime a half-mile down the street to take a creeper shot of him standing on a street corner (her other friend got a pretty cool picture of him shoving his face into her camera.) Ended up getting a shot of her with Jon Snow and one of the Night's Watch guys in a train station after they followed them from their hotel.

Long story short I know Jon quite well these days and there's pillow-talk of him getting me written into the show as his new love interest.

I used to work at a FedEx in Doylestown pa and Justin Guarini came in to ship something. He came in trying to be low key like we were gonna make a huge deal about a d list celebrity. I helped him, chuckled at the "J. Guarini" written in the sender name field, and he almost looked sad that noone made a big deal about him. I hear later that he is actually a cool guy but he just seemed like a douche to me.

There was this post on the old forums, on a similar thread, that mentioned mippo living with some celebrities while raiding, involving high fives with danny de vito and getting someone pregnant. Anyone remember that and can give a better summary of it?

I have a friend who has a friend who lives with the half-sister of Keanu Reeves.

I know, hard to believe, but it's true.

I posted on the same messageboard as Curt Shilling.