Tell us your Mippo Tales

Xeldar_sl said:

Celebrity related: I boxed out Nate Diaz at a 24 hour fitness when he was in strikeforce (or was it wec?).

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He looks like he'd be an elbow-throwing, fouling motherfucker. Was he?

I was playing Dikumud when I received a tell from someone telling me he was going to rip the game off to make a MMORPG. The character's name was Aradune Mithara.

mopoke_sl said:

I don't know whomippowas, but I know who Carmen Electra is. So tell us the story.

Here's themippothread.Rerolled

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Before I start, this will be kind of long because I don't have any solid proof, but I'm about 90% sure for the reasons below.

Dear Penthouse letters .... I used to live in Austin and there was a club on the north side that I went to all the time. First it was called Penthouse and later it was called Perfect 10. Under both names they were associated with the magazines of the same name. This happened sometime around the name change and I only remember that because the name change caused some delay with getting my card.

Anyway, I went in, I think I got a dance from one other girl, then this goddess sat down and started talking to me. She said her name was Latin Heat, and later in the VIP room she told me her real name was Veronica. (BTW, none of the girls around there had stage names that cheesy, they tended to go with things that could be actual names) I always liked talking to the girls, so eventually one of us mentions going to VIP so it'll be quieter, I really can't remember who first brought it up. She calls the manager over so we can find out what it takes to get in. I forget how much a VIP membership cost (I think it was $500 or $1000) but it was high and I balked at it and asked if I could get in for one night for something like $100. He said they had a special and he'd hook me up with a 1 year membership for $100 if we didn't take the bottle of champagne that normally came with it. That was cool as Latin Heat wasn't drinking and I don't care for champagne.

Something about her was nagging at me, and maybe 30 minutes after getting into VIP, where it was both quieter and better lit, I realized she looked like Carmen Electra. I mentioned it to her and and she was like, "What? No way I don't look anything like her. Do you think she's cute? That's dumb, no no one has ever told me that" Etc. As the evening wore on, I started thinking about the pictures I had of Carmen (this was before I had a cell phone with web access, so I couldn't just do a google image search) and she looked exactly like her. The face, the eyes, the body. But when I brought it up, she acted weird, so I stopped bringing it up and was confused about her reaction. I mean typically, if a girl looks ANYTHING like a famous person, they know it and talk about it all the time. I thought maybe she just hated carmen. Anyway, fun evening, we closed the place down and it's the only time I ever left a strip club with money in my pocket and still had a good time. She just flat out acted like she didn't care about the money. She gave me free dances, and when I did pay, she'd usually do 2 songs because they seemed short or whatever. She never asked me if I wanted a dance, I kept having to ask. Basically she wasn't hustling at all. Also, she wasn't dirty. By that I mean that if you spend an evening with a stripper like that, they will be grabbing your cock at least through your pants, if not actually slipping their hands underneath, and letting you see or touch their pussy, lick their tits, etc. She didn't do any of that. All I got that was beyond the rules was fondling her boobs.

She told me she was new but a regular dancer, so I started coming back looking for her and no one had ever heard of veronica or latin heat. I even talked to the girl up front who had the book where all the girls had to sign in and she didn't see either of those names. Finally a couple months later I was talking to the manager about my VIP card on the phone and thought to ask him. At first he said he didn't remember anyone ever using that name. Then I told him, come on it was the girl I was with when I bought the membership (I knew at that club the girl got some sort of commission). He asked what she looked like and he still didn't remember. Then finally I said that to me she looked an awful lot like Carmen Electra even though she didn't agree. He went, "Who? Wait ... Ohhhhhh. (long pause) She's not here anymore". I tried to find out where she was, like if she went to another club or something and he said no, she's not dancing anywhere. I asked how long she worked there and he told me she was only there that once.

So, bottom line, I'm about 90% sure it was her. Some day a Carmen Electra Biography will come out and it will be revealed that even after she was famous, she'd get bored and go work in strip clubs for fun, and it won't be a surprise to me. Since this club was affiliated with a magazine that I'm pretty sure she's posed for, I figure she had contacts who got her in without making a big deal about it. I figure she probably kept it clean because she didn't want to give people herpes and get sued when they figured out who she was.