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Chukzombi

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i just want to know where all the fuckin fembots are. this is supposed to be the future. if they can make my refrigerator tell me the fuckin weather in a female voice , they should be able to fabricobble up an electronic bitch.
 

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If you're not already making your fridge talk dirty to you and fucking her up the ice chute, nothing's going to make you happy.
 
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A machine that resurrects people, but it only works on humans that have held political office and they always come back with an excruciatingly painful disease.
 
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a go-nogo app that pulls publicly available information like demographics, income levels, crime statistics, section-8 housing, HUD data, free lunch participation (school zones), etc as well as obvious giveaways like "MLK blvd" into a google map layer much like traffic congestion is currently displayed that lets you know what areas to avoid when not only driving (main feature) but also just displays the info so you know where to move/rent/etc in cities.

To stay "on the right side of history" and not get cancelled, it will be marketed extensively as a woke-fest "anti-colonialism, anti-gentrification" app so black folk can avoid hipster whitey's attempt at forcing them out of neighborhoods by introducing civilization which raises their rent to the point they can no longer afford them, allowing them to "stay 100" and self-isolate/self-segregate within their own urban communities. The default view will show rich urban areas of cultural significance to the black community and all the places where black people can feel "safe."

Obviously it will have a "reverse" button which is really the default mode so civilized people of all colors can avoid no-go zones and plot driving routes to down town areas like the stadium without worrying about getting car jacked or murdered.
 
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Chukzombi

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a go-nogo app that pulls publicly available information like demographics, income levels, crime statistics, section-8 housing, HUD data, free lunch participation (school zones), etc as well as obvious giveaways like "MLK blvd" into a google map layer much like traffic congestion is currently displayed that lets you know what areas to avoid when not only driving (main feature) but also just displays the info so you know where to move/rent/etc in cities.

To stay "on the right side of history" and not get cancelled, it will be marketed extensively as a woke-fest "anti-colonialism, anti-gentrification" app so black folk can avoid hipster whitey's attempt at forcing them out of neighborhoods by introducing civilization which raises their rent to the point they can no longer afford them, allowing them to "stay 100" and self-isolate/self-segregate within their own urban communities. The default view will show rich urban areas of cultural significance to the black community and all the places where black people can feel "safe."

Obviously it will have a "reverse" button which is really the default mode so civilized people of all colors can avoid no-go zones and plot driving routes to down town areas like the stadium without worrying about getting car jacked or murdered.
there is already probably an app for finding all black businesses. same thing.
 

Fucker

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there is already probably an app for finding all black businesses. same thing.
Police in one blue state city used a program that tracks crime hotspots. Pretty effective in reducing crime. They had to stop using it because libs claimed it was targeting blacks.
 
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Srathor

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Blowjob giving underwear for men. Could call em Suck-a-roos
 
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A massive, floating barge in international waters with thunderdome on it. Encircled by 180 degrees of additional barges for stadium seating and camera crews. The remaining 180degrees are reserved for fly-in seaplane parking (mind the sharks!)
 
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An airline company that specifically caters to fat people with a fat-celebratory attitude. Fat sized seats with cooling gel padding. Fat sized bathrooms with gizmos and doodads to help fat fucks wipe their asses. Sound-dampening curtains between every seat to cut down on the chorus of wheezing and horking.

Complimentary beverages (seltzer water with a lemon wedge) and snacks (dehydrated carrot sticks, banana chips). Additional beverages and snacks (the Type-2 kinds that fatties love) available at 2x movie theater prices.
 
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Edaw

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An airline company that specifically caters to fat people with a fat-celebratory attitude. Fat sized seats with cooling gel padding. Fat sized bathrooms with gizmos and doodads to help fat fucks wipe their asses. Sound-dampening curtains between every seat to cut down on the chorus of wheezing and horking.

Complimentary beverages (seltzer water with a lemon wedge) and snacks (dehydrated carrot sticks, banana chips). Additional beverages and snacks (the Type-2 kinds that fatties love) available at 2x movie theater prices.
Pretty sure this is called first class.
 
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A text/SMS extension that adds an AI generated explanation to any joke you make, as a footnote. It can't be turned off, but you can post your suggestions and feature requests to the forums and subscribe....
 

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Hähnchen!

You and your friends shave into Hitler staches. Last one to shave it off wins.
 
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A reality TV show that follows a crew that manages a Las Vegas convention center and deals with all the crazy shit people have conventions for.
 
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Mist

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30+ years ago, someone my dad once worked with had the idea for corndogs made with clam cake/clam fritter batter.

He wanted to call them Sea Weenies.

It was a horrible idea then but I bet it would make for the perfect food truck idea today.
 
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A web tool where you can upload documents (like FOIA documents) with redactions and something like ChatGPT proposes multiple options for what could fit in the space of the redactions, in the context of the unredacted words.
 
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