The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Sutekh

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Because you talk out of your ass and state the dolphins have "no problem" beating a team that has utterly dominated them for 15 years?
Sometimes I wonder if your stupidity is intentional or if you're just born that way. Then I usually dismiss it because why the fuck would I care?
 

Tenks

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Yeah you don't understand to prove his point he's narrowed the dataset down to the following:

* Brady must be starting
* Must be in Foxboro
* Must be post 2000
 
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Yeah you don't understand to prove his point he's narrowed the dataset down to the following:

* Brady must be starting
* Must be in Foxboro
* Must be post 2000
You realize these conditions are completely logical and the only criteria that's relevant when talking about the modern patriots right?
 

Tenks

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do you have proof of the length of time you've been a fan?

Didn't think so, shut the fuck up
There are pictures of me in elementary school at a Bengals game. I can attempt to explain the internet to my dad and then also forums so he can vouch I sat on the couch as watched the 2-14 Bengals helmed by the great David Klingler.
 

Ambiturner

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This thread has become terrible so I'm going to salvage it by showing Romo being awesome

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Tenks

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I'm more lamenting how sick I am of the fucking Bengals being unable to ever tackle Roth for a loss
 

Xevy

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I didn't watch football until I was like 13 or 14. Until then I'd say the Raiders or Bengals were my favorites because of their sweet color schemes. Then around 2000 I started watching the footballs and I've lived in Indy all my life... so... obviously I watched it for Edgerin James.
 

Sutekh

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I didn't watch football until I was like 13 or 14. Until then I'd say the Raiders or Bengals were my favorites because of their sweet color schemes. Then around 2000 I started watching the footballs and I've lived in Indy all my life... so... obviously I watched it for Edgerin James.
So you're basically a scumbag.

I was a Dolphins fan from birth, my first words out of the womb were "17-0 never forget".