The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Fucking Bengals bandwagoners always rubbing their glory in everyone else's face

-37 ?F. Never forget.

Eagles still trying to move up in draft. Going to be interesting to see who drafts 2nd next week.

Convo_sl said:

The Chip Kellys still trying to move up in draft. Going to be interesting to see who drafts 2nd next week.

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FTFY

By the end of the season I see one of two possibilities. Chip is seen as a mad genius. Chip is seen as just plain mad. As a fan of a rival team I pray for the latter but it'll be entertaining either way.

He is going to have a wildcat offense with QBs at all skill positions.

radditsu_sl said:

He is going to have a wildcat offense with QBs at all skill positions.

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GENIUS! Who's running the ball? Who's throwing the ball? Who's catching the ball? EVERYONE.

Xevy_sl said:

GENIUS! Who's running the ball?Who's throwing the ball?Who's catching the ball? EVERYONE.

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Except for Tebow, obviously

Rob Gronkowski: Maybe Barack Obama Was CBS Boston



you dun goofed

Probably not a good idea joking about the president being shitfaced.

He's gaffing at a Michael Jordan level.

Tenks_sl said:

Rothlisberger seems to do that exact play like once a game

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Ambiturner_sl said:

Not to JJ Watt

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You're taking this the wrong way, Ambi. Ben Roethlisberger is a wildebeest of a man who pulls these plays off pretty regularly because he's amazing and also just a fucking gorilla. It's a huge compliment to say a waifish lil' fella like Romo managed to pull of a play that is normally exclusive to a a scyscraper of a man like Big Ben. Take it for the massive kudo it is. If you really want him to pull off plays like that on the reg he needs to start cultivating mass.

Azeth_sl said:

Rob Gronkowski: Maybe Barack Obama Was CBS Boston

you dun goofed

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It is amazing he hasnt gotten himself in more trouble with Belichick given his obvious lack of an inner monologue.

Forgot the asterisks

I always wonder why they didn't asterisk the Steelers SB win over Seattle, since Ben clearly was never in on his TD run.

Edit: Forgot to do my roleplay as a Seattle fan for this. Amazing how much I heard about this back then.

So now apparently Kelly picked up Bradford just to shop him as trade bait?

Famm_sl said:

So now apparently Kelly picked up Bradford just to shop him as trade bait?

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It's funny how the rumors on Chip moving up or trading for Mariota just won't go away. I thought at one point he'd "settled" all the rumors but they persist still. Has to be somewhat legit if the noise is still there at this point, no?

I'd be curious if Titans passed on Mariota. Their coach is suppose to be a QB whisper? It would make me question that pick a little more.