The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Johnny Manziel of Cleveland Browns harassed by fan, throws water bottle in 'fairly straightforward' incident

This is probably the best shit I've read in a long time. Just to highlight some of the comedy.

A close friend of Manziel who was one of eight people with his group told ESPN that the quarterback became frustrated when a picture-seeking fan in a Texas A&M polo consistently heckled and grabbed the quarterback's arm in the course area.

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The fan was about 20 yards away and Manziel threw the bottle in the fan's direction but not close to his body and more like a football spike, said the friend, who remembered the fan yelling, "Good throw, Johnny."

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Manziel was with friends who were waiting on an Uber ride outside of the golf course when they encountered the fan again. Among the fan's insults to Manziel, the friend said, was "Ryan Tannehill is way better than you."

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Still two months from Training Camp. Football offseason is worst season.

moontayle_sl said:

Still two months from Training Camp. Football offseason is worst season.

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The Brady appeal will give us something to talk about!

What did he really do wrong? Threw a water bottle far away from someone who was constantly harassing him? Big deal.

Zitar_sl said:

This is the same guy that was accused of raping a girl in college. We should start a pool for which crime Winston commits. I'm going with underage girl in the billards room with the lead pipe.

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Why is everybody hating on our future hall of fame quarterback?

Maybe it's just the contrarian in me, but I think Jameis keeps it in line as a pro.

No, I don't have any logical reasoning to support this claim.

Sutekh_sl said:

Johnny Manziel of Cleveland Browns harassed by fan, throws water bottle in 'fairly straightforward' incident

This is probably the best shit I've read in a long time. Just to highlight some of the comedy.

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I saw him at the Byron on Saturday in and near the Grey Goose tent. He is fucking tiny. I could tackle that little bitch (assuming I can catch him which is unlikely).

Bob Book_sl said:

Maybe it's just the contrarian in me, but I think Jameis keeps it in line as a pro.

No, I don't have any logical reasoning to support this claim.

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I don't doubt he could keep it in line as a pro. I don't think he'll be a very good NFL QB though.

Getting boring around here.
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I find that hard to believe that you could tackle him. All your expertise is from watching Texas Football, and we all know Texas isn't known for their tackling abilities( or much else really).

What came of the memo/letter that the NFL improperly punished Brady by having someone other than Goodell do it? It seemed to have legs, but heard nothing since!

Hoss_sl said:

Yeah this is how texans tackle. Notice it's not even a tackle because he didn't catch it.

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Leading with the helmet on a guy half his size. Noice.


I miss this kind of football and it kind of makes me feel like a scumbag=P

I miss football pre-concussion protocol. Fuck safety

If you aren't watching people get turned into quadriplegics, it's not football.

If I want to watch people get horrifically crippled, I'll just watch women's pro wrestling.

Gavinmad_sl said:

If I want to watch people get horrifically crippled, I'll just watch women's pro wrestling.

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Doesn't even look like it hurts.

She gets kicked in the face, lands with the middle of her spine on Naomi's boot, and probably whips the back of her head into the canvas too. She isn't faking that pancaked look afterwards, she damn near got killed.

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Yes, I'm aware pro wrestling is fake. That is a badly botched move, and the women botch like twice as often as the dudes do. Women's pro wrestling is dangerous!