The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Famm · Aug 4, 2015

Muurloen_sl said:
Aaaaaaand Arian Foster yanked his groin. If he elects for surgery, he will be out 3-6 months.

I hear Ray Rice is looking for work.

moontayle · Aug 4, 2015

And Chris Johnson.

Muurloen · Aug 4, 2015

Bunch of has beens you mean. Thanks for cheering me up, bros.

Famm · Aug 4, 2015

I'll have you know that Rice still has a lot of fight left in him. I'm sure he still knows how to hit the hole. Team him up with the right backfield and he could be part of a solid one-two punch.

Sterling · Aug 4, 2015

Can't forget Shonn Greene and Pierre Thomas. Hillis might still be available as well!

opiate82 · Aug 4, 2015

Famm_sl said:
I'll have you know that Rice still has a lot of fight left in him. I'm sure he still knows how to hit the hole. Team him up with the right backfield and he could be part of a solid one-two punch.

This is a knockout post right here!

zzeris · Aug 4, 2015

Lol, the ongoing list of RB has-beens is funny and sad. Sad, because I would just try the new draft pick out and roll the dice. I don't think he could be much worse than some of those options and a hell of a lot cheaper.

Good Rice jokes. Keep them coming.

Famm · Aug 4, 2015

What jokes? Any team that gives Ray a fighting chance this year might see him hit the ground floor running and probably dragging some poor bitch defender along behind him!

McShrimp · Aug 4, 2015

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Famm again.

Chanur · Aug 4, 2015

Owners are not going to allow Rice to play. They beat the fight right out of him.

Gravy · Aug 4, 2015

He was probably acting like a bitch.

Famm · Aug 4, 2015

Its a gamble, but when you look at the tape I think you still see indications of his raw power and aggressive style.

Chanur · Aug 4, 2015

Sometimes you just have to throw that haymaker into the wind and go for it. Let's hope the Texans are not afraid to let Ray come back home. He's really changed this time.

Merrith · Aug 5, 2015

Watching Deadliest Catch tonight was hilarious. All the boats watching/listening to the Super Bowl and they're all like "WHY DID THEY THROW IT???"

zombiewizardhawk · Aug 5, 2015

Ambiturner_sl said:
I'm still waiting for any explanation on why Brady voluntarily gave up his older phone and new phone and why his older phone still exists.

I'm still waiting for actual proof that Brady cheated.

zombiewizardhawk · Aug 5, 2015

Tenks · Aug 5, 2015

ZombieWizardhawk_sl said:
I'm still waiting for actual proof that Brady cheated.

How about him having a nickname for an equipment manager of "The Deflator"

Sterling · Aug 5, 2015

Tenks_sl said:
How about him having a nickname for an equipment manager of "The Deflator"

That's just a guy that lost like 50 pounds! Honest!

Vandyn · Aug 5, 2015

ZombieWizardhawk_sl said:
I'm still waiting for actual proof that Brady cheated.

I'm still waiting for explanations as to why the Patriots agreed to a 1 million dollar fine and a 1st round pick taken away (much more valuable btw), plus firing the two equipment guys if they are absolutely innocent of any wrongdoing.

moontayle · Aug 5, 2015

Vandyn_sl said:
... plus firing the two equipment guys if they are absolutely innocent of any wrongdoing.

This. For an organization that supposedly did nothing wrong, they certainly dropped the two guys at the center of the investigation really fast.

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