The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Sutekh

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lol yes sutekh legit celebrating like his team won the superbowl.

fact check - they did not.
Your sure about that?

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Sutekh

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weird how the pats actually won more games than that dolphins team tho. strange.
Shame they didn't just cheat, they could have won one more and been undefeated! I guess they learned their lesson about not cheating though. Can't win if you don't cheat!
 

Famm

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Dolphins are going to win the AFC east this year, then get eliminated from the playoffs by Baltimore.
 

Kedwyn

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Talking about the Dolphins 1970's is kind of like this:


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You just know the last 40 years haven't been kind when you have to dig that far back
 

Sutekh

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seems they won* about 3 months ago though.



feels good.
FTFY.

They didn't even WIN in the superbowl. They lost to Pete Carroll's awful play calling. Makes you wonder what Belichick did to Carroll to force him to give the game up to him.
 

Famm

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FTFY.

They didn't even WIN in the superbowl. They lost to Pete Carroll's awful play calling. Makes you wonder what Belichick did to Carroll to force him to give the game up to him.
It was all a vast conspiracy. First the Pats got him to coach so they could get insight on the Jets. Then he was "fired" and given a large secret severance package with the instructions to eventually a find a job with an NFC club that had a winning potential. This long game finally came full circle last year when Carroll threw the SB for his Patriot overlords. Despicable.
 

DiddleySquat

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Harsh penalty, especially the loss of 1st round pick.

We seriously considered going on a vacation to NY/NE first half of September, including the opening game. Glad we just bought a house and decided to go to Italy instead.

Sutekh, seems we need a bit more than those $25K to cover the fine after all. I had you down for $10 already. Anyone else wants to chip in?
 

Sutekh

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It was all a vast conspiracy. First the Pats got him to coach so they could get insight on the Jets. Then he was "fired" and given a large secret severance package with the instructions to eventually a find a job with an NFC club that had a winning potential. This long game finally came full circle last year when Carroll threw the SB for his Patriot overlords. Despicable.
I fucking knew it.


It feels so good to be vindicated. Knowing Brady and the Patriots will never be mentioned in the same breath as the greatest players/teams of all time is hilarious.

Harsh penalty, especially the loss of 1st round pick.

We seriously considered going on a vacation to NY/NE first half of September, including the opening game. Glad we just bought a house and decided to go to Italy instead.

Sutekh, seems we need a bit more than those $25K to cover the fine after all. I had you down for $10 already. Anyone else wants to chip in?
You had your chance to pick a legit team when you started watching football a little while ago and you failed, we're not friends bro.
 

Chanur

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So what would have to happen for someone to overtake the Pats throne from a cheating perspective now? It would take a lot. I honestly can't come up with anything realistic that would not make them the posterboys.
Patriots were not the only team caught fucking with footballs last year. Brady fucked up by being shady about it.

I'm surprised they took a draft pick but glad this crap is going to die out now so we can hear about something else.
 

Zzen

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Bandwagon Pats fans are literally coming out on nowhere to join in the butthurt.

It's glorious.
 

Sutekh

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in the immortal words of Robert Kraft -

"Fuck you, pussy"
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Azeth_sl said:
"band wagon" apparently means they don't post on rerolled. nailed it.
Urban Dictionary gives a good definition of it.

Bandwagon Fan
Anyone who claims they are a "fan" of a particular sports team, even though they had no prior support for/interest in the team until that team started winning. These types of fans only show playoff interest, have probably never watched a regular season game, don't own any type of team merchandise, nor would they buy any. SEE: Azeth