The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Sutekh

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Philbin can't fuck that up man. They are seriously just a QB away. Meaning they should make the playoffs or at least contend for a wild card.
Philbin fucked it up last year. 3 of our losses are directly related to coaching failures. Without those we easily make it to the playoffs. I don't see how that can be any different this year.
 

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Not true, Giants haven't looked too great past couple years. No worries though, we'll be back on top this year.
I eagerly await sweeping you guys for another year. Cant beat Dez ;}

Btw has anyone seen Eli's interception stat, JFC. He has doubled Romos, and averages 14 a year.
 
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Here it comes...

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I sure hope everyone's ready for this precedent to be set. 4 games, 1 mill, 1st rounder + 4th rounder for tampering with the equipment.

Richard Sherman, better stop fucking with your knee pads. they're required.
 

Gilgamel

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God you Pat fans are sandy vaginas. You got off easy. Brady cheated, you still won the Super Bowl, take your spanking and kindly shut the fuck up. Goddamn.
 

Gravel

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I sure hope everyone's ready for this precedent to be set. 4 games, 1 mill, 1st rounder + 4th rounder for tampering with the equipment.

Richard Sherman, better stop fucking with your knee pads. they're required.
I'm really tired of this whole fucking thing, but when it first came out I posted a story about Terry Bradshaw talking about how they did it back in the 70s too. I know everyone's jumped down your throat with the whole "Everyone does it" thing, but I really do think in this case it's one of those things no one gave a second thought to. You'll probably not hear any current players talk about it ever again though.
 

Sutekh

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Here it comes...

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I sure hope everyone's ready for this precedent to be set. 4 games, 1 mill, 1st rounder + 4th rounder for tampering with the equipment.

Richard Sherman, better stop fucking with your knee pads. they're required.
No shit every team does it. The Patriots are the only team that does it AFTER the officials have inspected the balls. Big difference that morons can't seem to understand.
 

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As annoying as Azeth is, I don't think there will be anyone close to Cathan for the one year the Saints won the Superbowl.

Holy Fuck
 

Gravel

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Itlan after the Giants the 2nd time was pretty bad. I think he took a vacation from the NFL threads and came back humble though.
 

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shitlord
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Itlan after the Giants the 2nd time was pretty bad. I think he took a vacation from the NFL threads and came back humble though.
Yeah he messaged my inbox with GOT spoilers, and went to the clink for the playoffs, and Superbowl haha.

But Cathan was on a whole nother level. He wasn't even from New Orleans, and had no history of liking that team as a kid , or anything.He just moved there like a year before the Superbowl, and all the sudden he was a super fan.
 

Kirun

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Dem stickem gloves are amazing.

That said, Cris Carter was the best at one-handed receptions. ODB is on his way, however.