The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Tenks

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I think the Bengals will be considerably better this year. I doubt we'll have same number of injuries and the defensive line should be much better with Michael Johnson back. My biggest concern right now is if we'll ever see Vontaze Burfict back to his badass self. I'm expecting a bounceback year from Geno.
MJ back on the line will help Geno as well
 

Alex

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The "what fans are saying" is always the best part of those.

Less than a month from the first preseason game. I always get amped for football and watch maybe the first quarter of the first preseason game and then I remember how much preseason sucks.
 

Famm

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I like watching my team and seeing the rookies and camp bodies and bubble players. It still sucks but its a reason to watch, get to know some of the new players.
 

Chanur

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Preseason was great last year because the Chargers shit all over Dallas in Jerrahs world.
 

Gravel

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I like watching my team and seeing the rookies and camp bodies and bubble players. It still sucks but its a reason to watch, get to know some of the new players.
I did that for a few years and then I stopped caring because all but like 2 guys get cut, and they're inevitably the ones I'd never even heard of.

We're 3 weeks away from Hard Knocks 2015: The JJ Show.
 

Kedwyn

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That's about the saddest way one can spend their time.

On the other hand I'm hearing a lot of talk thatDakota Hugheswill be starting for the Bengals by week 8.
I had no idea such things existed. I saw a clip of this broad in pads picking up a flag, rubbing it in her crotch and then throwing it at another player and I said to myself: "Well fuck, I guess i have to see what all that is about"

Crotch-Rubbing Taunt Sparks Lingerie Football League Brawl (Video) | Total Pro Sports
 

Hoss

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wow. Where can I watch LFL games? Is it on TV somewhere, or do I need to find a porn shop and go into the video booth?
 

zzeris

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wow. Where can I watch LFL games? Is it on TV somewhere, or do I need to find a porn shop and go into the video booth?
Hoss, never change dude. I know you won't but guys like you are an invaluable resource here.
 

Muurloen

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zzeris

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I'm going to love watching the Eagles this year. I hope heath Evans is dumped into that dumpster fire if it happens. Would make it even more enjoyable to watch.
 
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If the NFL starts basing playoff berths on record regardless of division placement... what is the purpose of divisions?

If im the Dolphins, I'm thinking why the hell do I have to play the Patriots twice a year to compete for a spot?
 

Fadaar

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At the very least they can do seeding based on record while still keeping the 4 + 2 format. Pretty shitty when the Lions and Cards both went 11-5 last year and the Panthers with a mighty 7-9 record in the worst division ever (and I'm saying this as a Bucs fan, so I know!) get the 4th seed over them.

Edit: Sorry, the Panthers were 7-8-1