The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

PatrickStar

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The bills and the jets are in almost the exact same position. Sexy rexy should have went to Atlanta. A place to build a D from a blank slate with a fantastic O.
Word is now ATL didn't offer Rexy anything. So he took the only offer on the table. Shit if it was only Buffalo I would have waited a year...
 

Wombat

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Goons on the internet (including some here): Rex isn't getting a head coaching job, he sucks.
Reality: He's the first head coach hired this year.

Never change internet.

But yeah, aside from not having to move far, this is arguably the same situation he was in, with Rex's defenses guaranteeing the Bills win enough games to not be able to ever draft the good QBs each year, if Rex would even know what to do if a Luck fell into his lap.
 

moontayle

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Whaley (GM) was adamant with all of the potential HCs that they do whatever they can to get EJ up and running.
 

jooka

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What # does EJ wear? Maybe he can just get that tattoo colored blue?
 

Kaines

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What # does EJ wear? Maybe he can just get that tattoo colored blue?
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radditsu

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Oh he is keeping Jim Swartz. I wonder how thats going to work...too many cooks man.
 

Gavinmad

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Welcome to the offseason Dallas. Feel free to cry all over the thread, since you don't belong in the playoffs.
 

Gilgamel

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After the dismal season the 49ers offense just had, how does this guy get another OC job?
Roman had a power running game for like four years and constantly interviewed for HC jobs because he was well thought of. He's perfect for ground and pound with Rex. He made the fucking Super Bowl with Colin Kaepernick. I swear people have the memory of ants.
 

Asshat Brando

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Hiring Kubiak would be fitting for the Bears, an already proved mediocre HC who would work for a reasonable fee to just continue the mediocrity. Sounds like a Bears plan if there ever was one.