THE Drunk Thread

Gnomedolf

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For something a little different, I'm gonna try making this:
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Ryanz

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Went boating yesterday with my sister, her husband and their friends, and ended up drinking too much (had to drink shitty beers). Everything was good until around midnight after I was back home. I drank some water and Gatorade to begin the "healing process" and everything went downhill after that. I first started to get hungry so I drove to taco bell (best drunk food), on the way there I started to not feel so great, got my tacos, drove home put them right in the fridge, went to the bathroom, puked, then passed out in my office. Ugh, I hate shitty beer. Anyways, that was the start to my memorial weekend. The boating was fun, the puking not so much. Taco bell was an alright breakfast though lol.
 

Araxen

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Alright... I'm drinking and watch this guy hit-on/troll dealers on this online live casino in Costa Rico. Carolyn is wife material, Mary = slut, the others are boring. Mary offered him sex while dealing a couple nights ago not knowing she was being streamed on Twitch. The caster is drunk so much laughs tonight.

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Pagan

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Went boating yesterday with my sister, her husband and their friends, and ended up drinking too much (had to drink shitty beers). Everything was good until around midnight after I was back home. I drank some water and Gatorade to begin the "healing process" and everything went downhill after that. I first started to get hungry so I drove to taco bell (best drunk food), on the way there I started to not feel so great, got my tacos, drove home put them right in the fridge, went to the bathroom, puked, then passed out in my office. Ugh, I hate shitty beer. Anyways, that was the start to my memorial weekend. The boating was fun, the puking not so much. Taco bell was an alright breakfast though lol.
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Royal

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For something a little different, I'm gonna try making this:
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I've had Junior Johnson's Apple Pie Moonshine before. If that recipe turns out anything like that stuff, then the warning about drinking with caution is spot on. The JJ is only 70 proof, but it goes down like zero proof apple juice. You can cowboy the hell out of it and hurt yourself long before you realize it. Like I did.

edit: The stuff is apparently labeled as Midnight Moon. That day is still hazy in my memory.

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1987

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This forum has ruined me. Everytime I see a pic of Hilldog in the politics thread, I always assume theres going to be a spoiler following it.
 

Adebisi

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At a wedding and just witnessed two of my wife's cousins consume more alcohol than I ever through possible yet still remain standing and relatively coherent.
 

Pagan

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18 holes and a few to many barely pops; good times. Now to the pool with a few more to wash off.