The Expendables 3 (2014)

Kreugen_sl said:

Why not just an hour of Jet Li and Jackie Chan fighting while Milla Jovavich fingers herself in the foreground

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Get this man a directors chair.

Lithose_sl said:

Get this man a directors chair.

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Either that or Joseph Gordon-Levitt can do it as a followup after being a sex addict dating Scarlett Johansson

Lithose_sl said:

Get this man a directors chair.

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i approve this...

and this movie is about bad ass heroes (male or female),right?so where are the only 2 great female heroes ever: Sigourney Weaver (Ripley) and Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor)?i know they are old but come on.....

Looks like Bruce Wills is quite consistent at being a major dick.

um wasnt sly and willis business partners on Planet Hollywood during the 90s? why did he include willis in the expendables if he knew he would be trouble?

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/new...ables-3-602051

A source says the actor was offered $3 million for four days of work shooting in Bulgaria but said he would drop out if he didn't get $4 million

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saying no give me 4, when offered 3 is just being a dick... I am sure he could pay him 4 or 5 or 10, but that's beyond the point.

Kreugen_sl said:

Why not just an hour of Jet Li and Jackie Chan fighting while Milla Jovavich fingers herself in the foreground

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I'd pay $99.99 to order that on pay-per-view.

Looks like Gibson and Banderes are now on board too.

Kovaks_sl said:

Looks like Gibson and Banderes are now on board too.

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Stallone says Gibson may even direct, that he is pretty good you know, Braveheart etc, says Stallone.

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-...204407116.html

mel gibson is a very good director

He needs to wear his Lethal Weapon 2 wig.

While Milla Jovavich fingers herself in the foreground.

Clone Jovovich, foreground + background, call it the 6th Element.

Gibson needs a mullet.

This movie is looking better daily.

i dont get it....is this movie 6 hours long ? because with the ammount of actors they are recruiting they will have like 30 seconds screentime each on average

Most of them have small cameos ala Chuck Norris in the 2nd, Arnold in the first two, Willis in the first two, etc.

However, if they made it 6 hours long I would see it at the midnight showing the night it comes out.

I'd be impressed if Milla could keep going for 6 hours in the foreground.

Malakriss_sl said:

I'd be impressed if Milla could keep going for 6 hours in the foreground.

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her nips would be like 7feet long by then.


again, midnight showing! Haha