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Mr. Poopybutthole
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I thought you were going to say you went to Gone With the Wind in the theater. First run.
You know, cause you're old.
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
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You know, cause you're old.
Rabbit_Games
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Back in my day, we didn't have movie theaters. We had to draw pictures in the dirt and run by them real fast.
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Fucker
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Vuuxo
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Rabbit_Games
Vyemm Raider
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Isn't it obvious? All they had was mud because they couldn't afford enough sunlight to dry it out!
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Sanrith Descartes
Its all the Joos' fault. Am I doing this right?
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Oh must be nice having all that moisture layin about. We had to hydrate by sucking on shards of broken glass.
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ShakyJake
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I didn’t bother with this thread earlier because I skipped the theater release. Now, having suffered through the VOD release, I can confirm it’s utterly stupid.
In no particular order:
1. This Earth has faster-than-light travel but, somehow, still uses clunky tube TVs. Retarded.
2. They FTL to confront Galactus, fail miserably, then FTL back to Earth. Reed announces to the world that Galactus wanted his son to save the planet, and he told him to shove it. Why the hell would you broadcast that? Retarded for the "smartest man on Earth".
3. Galactus is creeping toward Earth to devour it, apparently at a snail’s pace through the solar system (forget that they FTL’d to some far-off spot for the first encounter). This gives them all the time in the world to build planet-teleportation-thingies. Retarded.
4. Why is Johnny lusting after this featureless silver chick? And somehow, this horndog is also a genius who cracks some ancient mystery? And his jokes were lame. Retarded.
I'd rank this no better than Superman. Why this got such rave reviews is beyond me.
In no particular order:
1. This Earth has faster-than-light travel but, somehow, still uses clunky tube TVs. Retarded.
2. They FTL to confront Galactus, fail miserably, then FTL back to Earth. Reed announces to the world that Galactus wanted his son to save the planet, and he told him to shove it. Why the hell would you broadcast that? Retarded for the "smartest man on Earth".
3. Galactus is creeping toward Earth to devour it, apparently at a snail’s pace through the solar system (forget that they FTL’d to some far-off spot for the first encounter). This gives them all the time in the world to build planet-teleportation-thingies. Retarded.
4. Why is Johnny lusting after this featureless silver chick? And somehow, this horndog is also a genius who cracks some ancient mystery? And his jokes were lame. Retarded.
I'd rank this no better than Superman. Why this got such rave reviews is beyond me.
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Inque
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Because it was an all
Brikker
Trump's Staff
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darkmiasma
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I was bored just watching this - I can't imagine how tedious this movie must actually be.
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Bald Brah
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I've fallen asleep to it 3 or 4 times. Thing sucks. Silver surfette is absolute ass. Johnny looks like young robert downy with downs syndrome. Sue looks like a frumpy grandma. Nothing sexy about her. Pedro is the best of the hollywood diversity hire rotation but that's not saying much.
Chanur
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Ill suffer through it when it comes to Disney Plus. I really like the retro modern 60s aesthetic.
Cad
scientia potentia est
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Void
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Finally watched this and caught up with this thread. God this was terrible.
Everyone else has already complained about everything so I won't repeat it, but what a waste of a movie. And I even held off my hatred of Pedro in trying to enjoy it, but everything about it was lame. At least Ben can cook, because he didn't do a fucking thing else beyond hold the baby. His beard looked great though. You can tell he's hard up when he gets interested in frog face from American Pie.
Everyone else has already complained about everything so I won't repeat it, but what a waste of a movie. And I even held off my hatred of Pedro in trying to enjoy it, but everything about it was lame. At least Ben can cook, because he didn't do a fucking thing else beyond hold the baby. His beard looked great though. You can tell he's hard up when he gets interested in frog face from American Pie.
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INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS
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