The Fast Food Thread

zzeris

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So, I just pooped and it was bright red. Was worried I was ass bleeding to death, then I realized I had a bag of flaming hot cheetos earlier. Death was cheated today.

Flaming hot cheetos were a 8/10. Deducting one point for 30 seconds of sheer terror after pooping.

Story was a bit anticlimactic. You need to work on the outcome more. 2/10 to go with those delicious cheetos.
 

lurkingdirk

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We've been eating a tonne of beets as they're all so good right now. Internal bleeding could be happening with any of us and we wouldn't know.
 
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McCheese

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I want a cool ranch Doritos pizza roll

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BrutulTM

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Adam Carolla once said that any restaurant that serves beets should give you a bracelet that says "Don't panic, you had beets" that you could wear until next time you poop.
 

McCheese

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mccheese, if someone came directly to your couch and handed you a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, would you eat it?
Of course I'd eat it, but I wouldn't enjoy it very much. I'd rather eat another bag of Moscow mule than a bag of cool ranch to be quite honest.
 
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McCheese

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I grew up with purple poop cause one of my favorite childhood snacks was purple eggs.
 
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Alex

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I'm a fan of quick and easy noodle soups. The market down the street sells these for a good price and they're delicious. Best instant ramen I've ever had.

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lurkingdirk

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How is the sodium level in that? I like those kinds of things, too, but they have so much sodium I stay away from them to keep my blood pressure down.
 
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McCheese

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Those things are usually two servings per packet, as stupid as that is. So 120% daily value per serving.
 

McCheese

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In that case eat up! 120% of daily sodium isn't too bad at all.
 
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Noodleface

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Well probably find out in 10 years that sugar companies have been lining pockets to say salt is bad
 
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If I've learned anything from watching the evening local news, it's that everything will kill you.
 

Noodleface

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Well my comment was mostly in reference to how sugar companies lobbied for HFCS even though it's linked to diabetes, obesity, heart problems. Just like we thought msg was awful but it was all based on one dudes report I n the 60s or 70s and scientists have found it to be baseless.
 

Itlan

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HFCS is in everything because of behind the scenes deals between the Reagan administration and Archer Daniels Midland. It's actually cheaper to import sugar from other countries.. but what the fuck are we going to do with all this GOD DAMN CORN?!
 
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