The Fast Food Thread

McCheese said:

I'm personally not a big fan of spicy candies, but I endorse in the strongest terms when companies try to innovate fast and junk food.

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Communist!

Noodleface said:

Not unless you want the garbage of the sea in your mouth

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I've always said shrimp etc are just water crickets.

Further evidence that insects evolved from crustaceans

Don't care. Still tastes good.

Xevy said:

Anyone done their own Bourbon Chicken sauce recipe? I've been googling but I'll be sad if I make a huge batch and it's not as good as the mall kind.

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Might want to try the cooking thread.

Okay, let me rephrase that:

Man, the mall court has great food. Hazlenut shakes at Orange Julius used to be my shit. But nothing beats free samples of Bourbon chicken. I wonder if anyone has ever found a recipe to copy it?

(Eat a dick)

Xevy said:

Okay, let me rephrase that:

Man, the mall court has great food. Hazlenut shakes at Orange Julius used to be my shit. But nothing beats free samples of Bourbon chicken. I wonder if anyone has ever found a recipe to copy it?

(Eat a dick)

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Bourbon dick or Original recipe?

Xevy said:

Okay, let me rephrase that:

Man, the mall court has great food. Hazlenut shakes at Orange Julius used to be my shit. But nothing beats free samples of Bourbon chicken. I wonder if anyone has ever found a recipe to copy it?

(Eat a dick)

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Yeah yeah we get it, you can cook. Big deal.La di da. You're not better than us

Went to McDonalds, and apparently someone right near me ordered nearly identical items, and I ended up with a fresh apple pie, instead of the burger I ordered. I wasn't that sad to be honest...

My order:

New Swiss Mushroom burger
Medium Dr Pepper
Medium Fries
10 pc nugget

Their order:

Apple Pie
Large Dr Pepper
Large Fry
10 pc nugget

So not only did I get size upgraded on my drink and fries, but I got the pie. Hmm.. feel kinda bad for the other dude though that probably really wanted his pie!

I'd think you'd be out $ since I'm sure paying for mushroom > $1 pie.

Tried the $5 lunch from Dairy Queen, featuring the new Western BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger.
The burger was dinky and the onion ring was so much temperature hotter than the rest that the whole thing was unbalanced
The fries were fresh and crunchy and should have been good - but they were bland?
I appreciate the ice cream sunday
I also give pretty much unlimited kudos for having white gravy as a condiment choice.

Overall.. I didn't feel like I wasted my money, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it.
C-

jooka said:

I don't like bacon.

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Xevy said:

Okay, let me rephrase that:

Man, the mall court has great food. Hazlenut shakes at Orange Julius used to be my shit. But nothing beats free samples of Bourbon chicken. I wonder if anyone has ever found a recipe to copy it?

(Eat a dick)

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Wasn't trying to be a dick, just that we wouldn't be in the fast food thread if we wanted to cook something we could just buy.

Regime said:

There is a Marxist conspiracy to keep Supreme pizza rolls away from me.

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supreme pizza rolls would be brilliant. I had never thought of it before, thank you.

Target has always been a good place to pick up supreme pizza rolls.

So my favorite thing for breakfast is sausage on a biscuit

I hate buying the ones that are fully frozen (including the biscuit) so I typically buy the sausage and biscuits separately. For the longest time I could not find a frozen sausage that was appropriately sized. Jimmie Dean's are like half dollar sized so you need 3 to cover a biscuit. Anyways this weekend I begrudgingly bought Walmart brand frozen sausage patties and they're perfect sized. I got the spicy version and while not hot at all, the added ting of spice was nice.

I hate that I'm promoting a Walmart brand anything, but it was good. Like $5 for a million sausage patties.

I’m sure the fine print will state they are sausage flavored meat byproduct patties