The Fast Food Thread

Tarantino writes the best dialogue.

Alex said:

Tarantino writes the best dialogue.

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I'm sure he's known some non-religious Jews in his life with how that section was done. It's almost verbatim for some of the rants I've heard in the family from the non-religious among the in-laws. (although they all break the shellfish rule)

Some of the dirtiest animals are the most delicious animals. Who gives a shit.

McCheese said:

each fart risks becoming a full blown shit.

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Is that different from every day for you?

I didn't feel obligated. Destroyed 2 lbs of crab legs instead.

lurkingdirk said:

Is that different from every day for you?

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Yes. Unlike you dainty sunflowers with your fragile digestive systems that apparently fart fire just thinking about Taco Bell, it takes something special to mess me up inside.

McCheese said:

Yes. Unlike you dainty sunflowers with your fragile digestive systems that apparently fart fire just thinking about Taco Bell, it takes something special to mess me up inside.

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I'm no dainty flower, and my farts rival the best, but you eat a lot of processed food. Hence the reason for my question.

Unfortunately my medicine causes a lot of defcon situations

My second youngest is brutal with farts. We use the phrase "he just shut down the wing" when he lets one fly.

lurkingdirk said:

I'm no dainty flower, and my farts rival the best, but you eat a lot of processed food. Hence the reason for my question.

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I grew up on processed garbage, so maybe that's why my body is able to handle it so incredibly well. Now celery? That shit is poison.

McCheese said:

I grew up on processed garbage, so maybe that's why my body is able to handle it so incredibly well. Now celery? That shit is poison.

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Celery? Really?

Broccoli does it to my wife. Worse than crab cakes.

Broccoli does it to a lot of people. That's why you drench it in cheese sauce. Drown out the air.

Just had a Cafe Rio open up near us and decided to go with the kids since apparently they give cheese quesadillas our free to them. Went at 4 pm, line was almost out the door.

Ended up sad at McDonald’s

I'm a fan of sweet and spicy, but candy?

I think that's where I draw the line.

I feel like I'd never want heat to go with my Skittles

Anyone done their own Bourbon Chicken sauce recipe? I've been googling but I'll be sad if I make a huge batch and it's not as good as the mall kind.

I'm personally not a big fan of spicy candies, but I endorse in the strongest terms when companies try to innovate fast and junk food.