The Fast Food Thread

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pharmakos

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Who has the best wings? Just had some Pizza Hut garlic parmesan wings that were seriously delicious. Significantly better sauce and bigger wings than BDubs.
 

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My friends are very white from very rich white families and do very white shit. I too am white, but am a modest rich white. When they make me go to these fucking tacquerias or "down home" hipster fucking places where food is like 15 dollars for a dish that's 600 calories and 90% looks and 10% taste, it pisses me the fuck off.

I know not to go out with them when they try to entice me to go by saying "Oh, their scones are so dank". No dude. Not they fucking aren't. I'd 100% rather go to Chili's and spend 20 dollars on an app, 1200 calories of mediocre food, and a big fucking molten then spend 30 dollars on some fucking arugula salad and a deconstructed ANYTHING. THAT is what hipster food is.

Their wedding catering is always pretty terrible too. Fucking plain chicken, shitty asparagus, some salad that's more decoration than food, and a if I'm LUCKY a sweet potato souffle or something actually tasty. Luckily my best friend is a real bro and he told me A: his wedding is buffet style and B: he has like 2 rounds of snacks after dinner and one is breadsticks from the college bar everyone loved stuff with cheese and pepperoni. That's real bro shit right there.
 
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No way am I letting those phat lewtz get away. Johnny fucking 5 is alive!

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I wouldn't say what Alex listed defines what a hipster truly is, but it's the start. Usually you can tell by looking at the average person there.

Does the restaurant double as a board game cafe? That's a big yes.
 
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sukik

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Yes we can go get something sometime be fun to get McCheese McCheese too.


The gluttony will be legendary.
It's all fun and games 'til you're dipping oreo's in peanut butter and washing it down with throwback mtn dew's while you slowly slip into a diabetic coma.
 
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It's all fun and games 'til you're dipping oreo's in peanut butter and washing it down with throwback mtn dew's while you slowly slip into a diabetic coma.

That sounds fucking awful, bad combo would not supertaste.
 
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Sad days everyone. McDonald's is getting ready to phase out the Bacon Smokehouse signature crafted sandwich. They're actually replacing it with the older mushroom Swiss signature crafted. I want them to bring back the sweet bbq bacon. That one ruled.

I'm voting that that's an upgrade. I love me some mushrooms and that bacon smokehouse thing was just sickly sweet. Seems like a lot of people here are all in for anything where they dump a bunch of sugar on your burger.
 
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Erronius

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How does that affect the quality of the food? Most hipster areas and restaurants have the best food.

I would say yes...conditionally.

There's places around KC (and pretty much every city) where I wouldn't bat an eye at "failed art school waitress with tats and piercings everywhere" or "dude in skinny jeans and enough product in his hair to deflect a meteor". Grinders is one of them. Grinders West - Greater Downtown - Kansas City, MO

Asian places usually aren't.

Lulu's is one of those places positioned to cater to the young, white metropolitan crowd that lives in downtown KC. Authenticity isn't critical because...frankly...those young white metros wouldn't know good fucking Thai food if you fed it to them. In their minds "Thai food = Noodles!" and that's the bulk of their sales. Seriously, look at their Yelp reviews. At least 75% or their reviews are white chicks. I'm literally going through them right now, and it's bizarre how the reviews oscillate between "OMFG Great! Authentic!" and reviewers noting that it really isn't authentic, or making the same complaints I have over the years.

Lulu’s Thai Noodle Shop - Crossroads - Kansas City, MO

I legit want to take actual Thai folks there, just to see them pick that shit apart. And to be honest, I barely trust myself when it comes to Asian food, because I'm a white Midwesterner through and through, and the Chinese food I grew up on...wasn't actually Chinese food.
 

Erronius

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I'll take a rural greasepit or ma and pa BBQ joint in the Ghetto any day of the week.
Bro!

I get bored and look for new places to try with friends. And I fucking found this gem a week or so ago.

Look at these primo locations! I stopped when I saw Troost...no need to look any further!

7702 Troost
816-361-5200

8729 Blue Ridge
816-767-1111

3120 Stadium Drive
816-923-1311




Home -



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Crone IS diabetic. Regime is too I'd guess


I wish. Being on disabilities would fucking rock. I could stream EQ, get my hand stuck in a Pringle cans and pop oxycotins all day because my back hurts.

5 days of the week I keep my calories below 1600 so I can eat 4,000 calories on the other days.
 
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Lanx

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I would say yes...conditionally.

There's places around KC (and pretty much every city) where I wouldn't bat an eye at "failed art school waitress with tats and piercings everywhere" or "dude in skinny jeans and enough product in his hair to deflect a meteor". Grinders is one of them. Grinders West - Greater Downtown - Kansas City, MO

Asian places usually aren't.

Lulu's is one of those places positioned to cater to the young, white metropolitan crowd that lives in downtown KC. Authenticity isn't critical because...frankly...those young white metros wouldn't know good fucking Thai food if you fed it to them. In their minds "Thai food = Noodles!" and that's the bulk of their sales. Seriously, look at their Yelp reviews. At least 75% or their reviews are white chicks. I'm literally going through them right now, and it's bizarre how the reviews oscillate between "OMFG Great! Authentic!" and reviewers noting that it really isn't authentic, or making the same complaints I have over the years.

Lulu’s Thai Noodle Shop - Crossroads - Kansas City, MO

I legit want to take actual Thai folks there, just to see them pick that shit apart. And to be honest, I barely trust myself when it comes to Asian food, because I'm a white Midwesterner through and through, and the Chinese food I grew up on...wasn't actually Chinese food.
yea, ethnic places on yelp i always ignore the white people reviews, usually they're worthless, half the time they complain about the service or the decor.
 
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BoozeCube

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I wish. Being on disabilities would fucking rock. I could stream EQ, get my hand stuck in a Pringle cans and pop oxycotins all day because my back hurts.

5 days of the week I keep my calories below 1600 so I can eat 4,000 calories on the other days.

Tell me more about the free. Where does one sign up for this streaming video games and free food and drugs?

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