The Fast Food Thread

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Fogel

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+1 for Pork roll, it is amazeballs done right. Load it up with some eggs and cheese on a fresh kaiser roll, awwww yeah.
 

lurkingdirk

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No. Canadian bacon

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Canadian bacon and back bacon are the same. There is a salty, delicious rind, and it's quite tender. I get rustled every time someone serves me ham and calls it Canadian bacon.
 
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Lanx

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These are like the best tasting bbq chips i've ever had. Other bbq flavors get revoluting after like 20chips, not this.
 
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Chukzombi

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These are like the best tasting bbq chips i've ever had. Other bbq flavors get revoluting after like 20chips, not this.
aldi chips are the bomb, make sure you try their corn chips next. but stay away from their version of Pringles. those are stale nasty things.
 

Lanx

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aldi chips are the bomb, make sure you try their corn chips next. but stay away from their version of Pringles. those are stale nasty things.
i wonder how their wavy tastes, i've stayed away from wavy for like years since lays wavy sucks.
 

Chukzombi

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i wonder how their wavy tastes, i've stayed away from wavy for like years since lays wavy sucks.
wavy chips are really good, just dont go apeshit on them, they're super salty. i think they're closer to old school Dipsey Doodles in taste than those Lays fish hooks.
 

Chukzombi

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It's called a jimmy, not a sprinkle. You fucking godless heathen.
Nothing funnier than non locals looking confused when you talk about putting jimmies on your ice cream. Sometimes it feels like living in an alternate part of the us. We dont even call tomato or meat sauce a sauce. Its all gravy. You want extra tomato sauce on your pizza? Thats called a gravy pie. My friend in florida has no concept of what a dirty water dog is or why anyone would want to eat one. NJ is a strange place
 
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Lanx

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Nothing funnier than non locals looking confused when you talk about putting jimmies on your ice cream. Sometimes it feels like living in an alternate part of the us. We dont even call tomato or meat sauce a sauce. Its all gravy. You want extra tomato sauce on your pizza? Thats called a gravy pie. My friend in florida has no concept of what a dirty water dog is or why anyone would want to eat one. NJ is a strange place
Gamma Mancini taught me how to make Sunday Gravy back in bklyn (hint, it's basically half a pig in a pot, lulz)
 
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Fogel

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The way that roll is flaking means it was frozen, probably food service tier garbage.
 
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