The Fast Food Thread

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Vegan is bad enough, but fucking probiotic?? Is that even possible? I'm not an expert, but I always assumed that probiotic "stuff" had to come in foods with fairly short expiration dates, like yogurt. And certainly not in something that is touted as dragon breath hot.

Jesus, I just looked at the bottom. It is like they put every fucking hipster checkmark item they could on that fucking package! I'm shocked they didn't call them "Artisan" as well.
Probiotics can last 12 - 18 months, depending on the overage they add. The weird thing is that probiotics are 'alive'. Can you really eat them as a vegan?
 
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Went to taco Bell for the 4th or 5th time in my life. Ordered ahead online and just drove through and they handed it to me (not much security lol)

Got 2x cheesy gordita crunches, 1x Frito burrito thing , 1x quesarito, 1x Baja blast

Absolute heaven but I went for expensive items so it was kind of nuts
 

slippery

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im always shocked at how much I spend at Taco Bell when I don’t get the $5 boxes.
I easily spend the most at Taco Bell. You can eat a ton of it, and most of it just isn't that cheap. I tend not to go to Taco Bell much because I'll spend like 3x what I would at McD's. Wendy's is somewhere in the middle
 

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Went to taco Bell for the 4th or 5th time in my life. Ordered ahead online and just drove through and they handed it to me (not much security lol)

Got 2x cheesy gordita crunches, 1x Frito burrito thing , 1x quesarito, 1x Baja blast

Absolute heaven but I went for expensive items so it was kind of nuts
"falling down" guy complaining about the ease as to which he receives his food

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Erronius

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If dude showed up looking like Michael Douglas with an uzi and a briefcase, I'm gonna give him whatever the hell he wants
 

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You guys are right about Asains and gambling they seem to love that shit and have bottomless pockets. Makes no goddamn sense, the other thing is I have seen them at the buffets at the casinos and they have no shame. The slant eyes will literally make a goddamn mountain of shrimp on their plates and shit like they don’t understand you can go back. They way they yoink that shit you have to wonder why they all aren’t 600lbs.
 
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Erronius

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You guys are right about Asains and gambling they seem to love that shit and have bottomless pockets. Makes no goddamn sense, the other thing is I have seen them at the buffets at the casinos and they have no shame. The slant eyes will literally make a goddamn mountain of shrimp on their plates and shit like they don’t understand you can go back. They way they yoink that shit you have to wonder why they all aren’t 600lbs.
Now I **REALLY** need to find myself an Asian wife!
 

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You guys are right about Asains and gambling they seem to love that shit and have bottomless pockets. Makes no goddamn sense, the other thing is I have seen them at the buffets at the casinos and they have no shame.
i can't say where, but in a certain city fukanese (the nogs of asians) are taking over predominently taiwanese and guangzhou businesses and homes by basically "racing for slips", and taking over that way. and i'm saying they're doing this on like a block by block scale.

The slant eyes will literally make a goddamn mountain of shrimp on their plates and shit like they don’t understand you can go back. They way they yoink that shit you have to wonder why they all aren’t 600lbs.
they do this, b/c these are CHINA slant eyes, and they live in the NOW, basically they don't know when the good shit will come back out once it's gone.
 
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Man, don't sleep on Rally's/Checkers. That shit will get you fed for low money. I did their 2 for $5 deal the other day. Got a double bacon cheeseburger and a double spicy chicken. It's literally TWO of their bigass chicken filets on a sandwich for basically $2.50. It's fucking great. Greasy straight from the fryer.

I'd love to have the wine tasting equivalent of a Rally's tasting. So much shit on their menu.
 

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Buffet and asian thing is true, my best friend who weighs 100 pounds will load up 3-4 plates and clear each one
 
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Alex

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I have a Chinese friend is one of the tiniest people you've ever seen. But you should see her demolish food. We'll go to a dim sum place and the amount of dishes she can put down is uncanny.
 
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Chanur

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Took my wife to brunch today. It's her birthday. I'm building her a new computer for WoW Classic and Cyberpunk.

Went to a place called The Glass Knife in Orlando. They had a small brunch menu. She got lemon blueberry waffles and I got biscuits and gravy. The relevance here is its also a bakery with tons of desserts ready to go. Went through and she picked a chocolate onyx to go.

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Alex

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Too fancy for this thread! I know there's a highfalutin food thread but no one ever posts there.

Biscuits and gravy should never be served at a fancy place. Biscuits and gravy should especially never be delivered in that format.
 
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Chanur

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Too fancy for this thread! I know there's a highfalutin food thread but no one ever posts there.

Biscuits and gravy should never be served at a fancy place. Biscuits and gravy should especially never be delivered in that format.
This is true but they were still pretty tasty.
 

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Biscuits and gravy should never be served at a fancy place. Biscuits and gravy should especially never be delivered in that format.

idiotic opinion, and I bet he paid like a dollar more for those B&G then you'd pay at a normal diner
 

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if you guys are just spending like $10-$15 at Taco Bell, don't even sweat embarrassment over it. i used to cashier at a Taco Bell next to a major university and you wouldn't believe how ridiculous some of the orders i used to get were.
 
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