The Fast Food Thread

Noodleface · Jun 19, 2015

I was only interested in the unaltered taste of the succulent meats I was about to receive, I'm not some peasant that needs to cover up low quality food to mask the flavors and aromas

The Ancient_sl · Jun 19, 2015

Just a peasant who qualifies Pizza Hut hot dog crust as a succulent meat.

Cinge · Jun 19, 2015

Vaclav_sl said:
Word - anything else on a dog (or pretzel) is sacrilege.

Nacho cheese + pretzel = best ever.

Vaclav · Jun 19, 2015

Cinge_sl said:
Nacho cheese + pretzel = best ever.

Let me edit that - it's not the only direction to go with a pretzel - but it's one of the superb ones that shouldn't be sullied with something additional.

[Nacho Cheese SOFT pretzels (hard, not so much) are superb, but you'd never mix them with the mustard]

Chanur · Jun 19, 2015

This thread is making me hungry for chili dogs. Might have to hit up the store tonight.

Noodleface · Jun 19, 2015

The Ancient_sl said:
Just a peasant who qualifies Pizza Hut hot dog crust as a succulent meat.

I should've rephrased. Before eating it appeared succulent, post consumption I would not refer to the meat as succulent.

Crone · Jun 19, 2015

This place has changed my life this past week. Eaten there twice, and both sandwiches have been amazing. Dude. Bro.

Cheba Hut Sandwich Restaurant

Grimmlokk · Jun 19, 2015

Vaclav_sl said:
Word - anything else on a dog (or pretzel) is sacrilege.

Pure unadulterated supertaster faggotry right here.

Unless it's some high end fancy dog grilled to perfection, you pile whatever the fuck you want on that bad boy.

Mist · Jun 19, 2015

Noodlemod_sl said:
I've only had Arby's once in my life and it was the worst fast food I've ever had.

It was in the ghetto of Ohio, so that might explain it.

I had Arbys at a food court in a mall in Connecticut maybe 15 years ago and it was also the worst fast food I've ever eaten.

Hekotat · Jun 20, 2015

Crone_sl said:
This place has changed my life this past week. Eaten there twice, and both sandwiches have been amazing. Dude. Bro.

Cheba Hut Sandwich Restaurant

I don't smoke weed, but I would love to try that place.

BrutulTM · Jun 20, 2015

Grimmlokk_sl said:
Pure unadulterated supertaster faggotry right here.

Unless it's some high end fancy dog grilled to perfection, you pile whatever the fuck you want on that bad boy.

+1. Hot dogs aren't good enough to be pretentious about. It's hose shaped meat paste. If somebody's dumping ketchup and barbeque sauce on a perfectly cooked piece of prime rib I'm as offended as anyone, but put anything you want on a hot dog.

Alex · Jun 20, 2015

Hekotat_sl said:
I don't smoke weed, but I would love to try that place.

Haha, I just noticed the vegetarian symbol is a pot leaf.

Noodleface · Jun 21, 2015

BrutulTM_sl said:
+1. Hot dogs aren't good enough to be pretentious about. It's hose shaped meat paste. If somebody's dumping ketchup and barbeque sauce on a perfectly cooked piece of prime rib I'm as offended as anyone, but put anything you want on a hot dog.

Clearly you guys have only had shitty peasant level hot dogs. You're covering up the best part with all your faggoty toppings.

You guys are probably like my brother who will by store brand hotdogs for cookouts and think nothing of it because you hide it under relish, ketchup, mustard, onions, period blood from your own vagina and a sprinkling of fairy tears.

Mario Speedwagon · Jun 21, 2015

Super weiner taster over here. I'll fight you if you try to tell me I can't put spicy chili on my dawgs.

Gravy · Jun 21, 2015

Skyline chili dogs with about a pound of shredded cheddar on top. Ok. Double plus adding onions and mustard, and for Alex, jalapeno's.

Grimmlokk · Jun 21, 2015

Noodlemod_sl said:
Clearly you guys have only had shitty peasant level hot dogs. You're covering up the best part with all your faggoty toppings.

You guys are probably like my brother who will by store brand hotdogs for cookouts and think nothing of it because you hide it under relish, ketchup, mustard, onions, period blood from your own vagina and a sprinkling of fairy tears.

It's clear at this point you are purely talking about your sidepiece's huge Latin cock, but just in case you missed it.

Grimmlokk_sl said:
Unless it's some high end fancy dog grilled to perfection, you pile whatever the fuck you want on that bad boy.

Noodleface · Jun 21, 2015

Dr. Mario Speedwagon_sl said:
Super weiner taster over here. I'll fight you if you try to tell me I can't put spicy chili on my dawgs.

Chili dogs are an exception in this case, they are their own entity.

chthonic-anemos · Jun 21, 2015

Best hotdog I ever had was on a baked potato with cheese bacon and peppers. Worst was Dairy Queen but I ate 2 because hunger was ready to kill; that shit was so poisonous I had to take aspirin for a week to combat swelling.

Intrinsic · Jun 21, 2015

Was leaving a work conference at 7am to drive 6 hours home after drinking until about 2am the night before. Thought it'd be a good idea to buy two jalape?o cheddar hot dogs from the gas station along with a Monster energy drink and some Goody's Headache Powder. Made it about 40 miles down the road and thought I was going to die.

Vaclav · Jun 21, 2015

Noodlemod_sl said:
Chili dogs are an exception in this case, they are their own entity.

See, Noodle and I are on the same page.

Real question is if he's Nathan's or Hebrew National at this point. (there's other good brands out there, but they seem the universal that are the "goto" for everyone with hot dog preferenes given a choice)

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