There was a point in time where I was watching a lot of that "sleep" and "drunk" porn and I thought it would be pretty hot to have my girlfriend get drunk enough (without puking) where I could reenact some of that (with her permission and established guidelines, like no buttsex) as a fantasy fulfillment type thing. It turns out, it isn't really all it is cracked up to be. Since I'd never do that to someone without their prior consent, it would never have any of that forbidden thrill to it, and what it ends up being is what I imagine fucking an exceptional quality Real Doll would be like. A lot of trying to move dead weight around and no real feedback that you're doing something right or wrong. Not to mention, she never really got drunk enough and just sort of pretended, but she was SUPER irritable the whole time because she just wanted to sleep. It is more satisfying and less hassle to just jerk off, trust me.
Myth busted
In the past few years I have developed an inclination to sticking a pinky near and eventually in their butt, but that doesn't always go over very well, particularly when I refuse to let them reciprocate. Hell, sometimes it isn't even about the whole taboo thing, it's because I know what went on in and around my butt that day, and I really don't want anyone going near it!
