The Meg (2018)

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I bet the Oscars snub this 2018 GOAT tier movie

It has Jason Statham, hot chinese actress, a kid, a black guy, a german scientist, and a giant shark. What else could you possibly need in a movie?

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Black guy is not Samuel L., but is LL Cool J. I'm torn
 

Gamma Rays

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It looks like a better version of a movie that 'The Asylum' would make.

But, I'm a sucker for dumb over-blown movies. Count me in!
 

Gavinmad

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I really don't get if this is supposed to be a full on black comedy ala Freddy vs Jason or a serious movie broken up with humor.
 

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I'm getting a little "far too many close calls" vibe from that trailer, where Statham defies all realistic expectations and comes out unscathed in multiple instances.
 

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it's a bad sign when they use the cheap version of the trailer voice guy. "The meg.... only in cinemas" -- one step above straight to video. which is too bad cause the first trailer looked great. final trailer looked like it was some sharknado levels of CGI at some points.
 

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PG-13 is so stupid, parents don't care anymore and let their kids watch R films anyways.
 
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Story was pretty ridiculous (although at least they tried for "discovering" the Meg and such with a barely plausible idea), but it's still Jason S v. a 90 foot shark so it had its moments. Not the worst way I'll have someone spend $10 on me this year.
 
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Made a surprising shitload of money. $44 million in the US, closer to 150 worldwide. There will be a sequel, I'm guessing.
 

Malakriss

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Made a surprising shitload of money. $44 million in the US, closer to 150 worldwide. There will be a sequel, I'm guessing.
There's 7-8 books in the series so they went into this knowing they could whore it out repeatedly for $$$

Hell, the Sharknados were the focus testing.