The Random Thought Thread

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You know that time when you've been away from your computer a few days for holiday or vacation. You come back home and get that perfect moment where no one is in the house so it's time to catch up on some of your favorite porn site's.

Before you left you were surfing every day so the uploads were feeling slow. At that time you probably had 10 tabs open searching for that one short clip that could help you overcome your desensitization to the naked ladies or gents. You may have even given up and thought to yourself, "Damn, nothing good today. I will just re-watch this one from yesterday. It was pretty good," but that strategy is hit or miss.

The moment you came back home however is a different story. That day when you sat down and opened your primary site of choice your eyes immediately widened. "This is all new"!, and it's not just new it looks good based of your master judgement of how bad or good the clip will be by the thumbnail alone. This is that rare day when it's hard to not go over board with your hand. This is that day you better have that rag within reach and at the ready to prevent a mess...

That my friends is good stuff.... That was my random thought. What are yours?
 
PatrickStar

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My random thought is it's time to repost our favorite porn and torrent sites again. That thread was the gift that kept on giving.
 
GuardianX

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Ever since I foundwww.myfreecams.comI kinda gave up on porn. if you want to dick around with the models you have to spend a bit of money but it lasts forever. Some hot chicks on it but some really really REALLY crazy ones...
 
Aaron

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4tube.com

Then there is always this one that is worth a fap or two:Link
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Kaige

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I tend to forget my random thoughts before I manage to type them out.

Which means I probably had something else in mind to post before this one.
 
Caeden

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I just blow in my hand and wipe it on a random sock in my floor.

Sometimes if its one of those Elmer's glue level loads after you've been gone for a week or so on vacation I'll squish it in my hand like squeezing that TMNT toy ooze when I was a kid and worry I'm about to mutate into a walking sperm cell.

I remember getting caught by my grandfather in high school back when all my pc porn was traded bitmaps on floppys and local bbs's. He caught me at release and I just barely bent over in time to cover my undone pants and still semi-turgid member. Asshole talked to me like 5 minutes without realizing my predicament. All the while my cum was congealing and liquefying in my hand and dripping on my bedroom carpet.

My random thought.
 
Void

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Newsgroups, IPTorrents, and Webop.me provide me with far too much downloaded porn to actually be subject to the whims of site dry spells. That being said, new porn is always the best porn no matter how much you have, so my main problem is saving too much and running out of space for more productive things.
 
vGrade

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I just heard a Dubstep track with a drop that hit harder than a fed Darius's Ulti
 
Valishar

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Even homeless bums don't wear denim jackets anymore. But they used to be so popular 20 years ago.
 
vGrade

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After washing my bedding I hate putting the pillowcases back on. I can never get that shit just right.
 
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Vvoid_sl said:
Newsgroups, IPTorrents, and Webop.me provide me with far too much downloaded porn to actually be subject to the whims of site dry spells. That being said, new porn is always the best porn no matter how much you have, so my main problem is saving too much and running out of space for more productive things.
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I know somebody explained newsgroups on the other board but anybody mind doing so again, for the sake of porn.
 
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