Thunderbolts* (2025)

Lanx

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Bald Brah said:
Hawkeye and Black widow are the absolute worst "super heroes" though. I mean come on! A guy using a bow and arrow vs the multiverse and a girl boss ninja. Those guys make falcon look like a real superhero!

It's kind of a joke to have powerless people in these kinds of films at all. Let alone acting like the black widows can fight monsters and mutants when they couldn't even beat up an under sized construction worker 6 beers deep at the local pub.
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one of my favorite supes is actually iron man, also batman as well,
they both have the same superpower

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Lanx said:
one of my favorite supes is actually iron man, also batman as well,
they both have the same superpower

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Yes super suits, magic arms, magic shields. Those fit the bill.

It's really just re-imagining of the Greek Myths, Norse sagas, heroic tales. Those are the source material. The heroes always needed some kind of magic weapons or were secret demigods to challenge the gods and demons. Some fat titty ninja just ain't cutting it.
 
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fris said:
i'm tempted to see this Thursday w/ my kids. it's been a while since we've seen something in the theater, we saw just about every marvel movie up to end game in the theater together. i'm trying to find a review that doesn't spoil the movie that lets me know this is worth going to the theater for.

Charlie's pre-spoiler review is pretty neutral
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How do you listen to that guy with knowing he's got a giant wall of bobbleheads behind him that he's spent hundreds of dollars on.

Don't get me wrong I'm the same way with most of these assholes, but that guy seems to get linked quite a bit and every time I've tried to listen to one of his videos I just can't do it. It's hard enough trying to listen to one of the drinker videos because he's hardcore because he drinks, but yet I'm supposed to take him more seriously because he drinks.

I hate God damn social media and YouTube.

Also I really don't care if anything about this film or whatever MCU phase we're currently in. Can we just Thanos snap all the stupid superhero movies after endgame out of existence? Would probably be perfectly fine.
 
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