TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Blackyce
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Those of you getting disappointed by this: were you expecting a good movie when Michael Bay was signed on as director?
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Why would you ask that question? Look at the first page, everything has been negative, except Supertouch...and Supertouch is the new Litmus test on suck. It's like we had Chuk as a general Iodine test or whatever, and then Supertouch came along and just blew him right out of the water. Even Supertouch's name is creepy.
Homsar
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ohkcrlho
Silver Baronet of the Realm
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I don't know....if you watch the trailer, you only see his name.
And you really think his ego would let anyone to have a saying about this movie?
new trailer. movie looks sweet as hell.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Debuts a New Trailer! - SuperHeroHype
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Debuts a New Trailer! - SuperHeroHype
Seananigans
Honorary Shit-PhD
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No, a relief would be this movie getting sucked into an alternate reality black hole where everyone's evil and has a goatee. Leaving us normal folks to go about our normal lives, unbothered by this travesty of turtle lips and edward shredderhands.
Regime
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
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I would rather stare at FUCKING TUBGIRL for 2 hours then watch this. Jesus christ Supertouch.
Trolling supreme.
Chukzombi
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lol, holy fuck dude, the only thing more utterly retarded than that trailer was you or anyone else making the claim that it looks "sweet as hell". i cant wrap my head around how bad they missed the point of the ninja turtles franchise for this abomination to ever see the light of day. lets forget the human lips for a second, lets focus on the ghetto black talking turtles with italian names. what the fuck? and why was splinter replaced by optimus prime?. how are these guys ninjas when they are running around in open daylight and in the fucking snowy landscape? this was probably one of the most childhood rapiest trailers i have ever seen.
Malakriss
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I think Honest Trailers phrased it well, they keep making movies that require a woman who looks like a professional porn star but has the acting skills of an amateur porn star.
Tarrant
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I'm sure you meant The Shredder.
And they have stereotypical NY accents, I fail to see what their names have to do with how they talk....do you really think because they have Italian names that the turtles are Italian? On that same note, I can't count how many Italian Jersey and NY friends I have that sound like this.
Also, it's winter so they aren't going outside? They don't go out int he day? You watched the cartoons and read the comics right?
This movie has a shit ton of things wrong with it, you're picking all the wrong things and getting the others incorrect.