Aldarion
Egg Nazi
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A big thank you for the recap. That was genuinely useful.Hmm, this is a tough choice. Given the option, I'd pick the North Korean warhead that's just big enough to hit Portland but fizzles enough that I don't get any fallout. But I'm forced to choose, so here goes.
Tyen:
PRO:
Gave us the Miami - Portland thread.
Gave us the Tim Pool thing.
Worfs and Picards were his idea, but he was too fucking incompetent to ever implement them on the old boards, so a wash on that one.
Gave us the recent drama thread, pretty lulzy there.
Would likely be a better custodian of those kids than the mother, but it's probably close on that front.
CON:
Dated Swamp Donkey and made her an admin.
Ruined the old Forum. Leaving FOH to wander in the desert of ReRolled and Trannylys for a few years.
Subverted the Tits for Votes system.
Later actually MARRIED swamp donkey.
Probably dead inside emotionally. Seems to only take pleasure in others' suffering.
TRex:
PRO:
Showed us her D-Cups.
Has a low price for starfish pics, apparently.
Drunks have lower inhibition in general.
Cucked Tyen in the literal sense of the word.
Ummmm, comes from a good... family? I got nothing.
CON:
Uses the word 'totes' to mean 'totally', and does so un-ironically.
Was the main catalyst for the implosion of the old boards.
Makes Lysa Arryn look like a good and caring mother.
Considers fucking a 68 yr old rich dude a viable employment opportunity.
Fat and Ugly.
Leaving the kids with her is almost guaranteed to increase the 2035 prison population by 2.
I don't think there's a right answer here, but the list points to team Tyen.
I was leaning toward team Trex. There are obviously great arguments against that position, and theyre honestly both about equal at this point, but shes only a woman. For her to come out equal with Tyen basically means she came out ahead.
But then you reminded me she says totes. Position clarified.
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